“We only believe in sex among the unwilling and unpaid.”

At this point I’m just kind of waiting for the stadium’s groundskeeper to be outed as a human trafficker.

Cutty Sark doesn’t stay in port for too long.

That booger-eating bastard coached one game for us, lost it, and then jumped ship. Saban has got to stop operating a halfway house for disgraced USC castoffs.

Which makes UM fans the biggest fucking hypocrites in the entire sports world...........BECAUSE THE VAST MAJORITY OF THEM WANTED HIM BENCHED IN FAVOR OF DREW HENSON!

you think she wants to be down there with the commoners? *scoff*

The last time the Lions won a title: There was no Super Bowl, Castro hadn’t taken power yet, Sputnik just launched into orbit and the United States only had 48 states.

The point is you don’t make it a possibility to lose 23 yards at that point game, regardless of how good he normally is.

It’s also the correct one. If you don’t need a stretcher and a medical team to stabilise you before moving, you limp your ass to the sideline and take 30 seconds off the clock…

You’d still be draining a full minute off the clock if you ran the ball in that situation....removing the time needed for a comeback.

I’m not getting paid for these.

As a Falcons fan, this will now bug me to my grave. Julio’s catch should have gone down as an incredible, game-sealing grab. We run it 3 times from there, kick the field goal, and all get to laugh about how close the Pats got

From that “and that’s why I don’t eat shrimp...” commercial to this? For shame.

“Oh, you’re one of the good ones. Here’s some money.”

Cocaine - that is what we put in our center consoles in 1988. Why do you think a brick is shaped that exact way?

Meander Gatherer?

You nailed it. Rhabdomyolysis is no joke. It’s not like “whoops, I asked them to do 20 pushups when they could only handle 18. My bad.” rhabdomyolysis occurs under extreme strain, the sort of trauma that trained strength coaches know to avoid because such traumatic stress is ultimately counterproductive. You build…

Tell your old man to drag Walton and Lanier up and down the court for 48 minutes.

Elin Woods.

There was confusion when the Miami fan kept screaming “U is first.”