If the NFL is intent upon giving a large majority of American Football-fatigue by October 30th— this is a great way to do it. I cant stand to even SEE the NFL Network channel scroll across the options on my DirecTV without a gag reflex kicking in. To my knowledge, the only thing they havent yet covered is a…

Joust was pretty awesome high... the sound effects when you came back to life... whoa.

and whats with “Britt”?? “Britt” sounds like some stale snack food you’d find in a cheap dollar movie theater.

To me its the obvious stripper-esque yellow hair... poor coloring that doesnt match eyebrows and the face-cake makeup is revolting. Nice teeth— but seeing the video from the towing company reveals what you could expect to wake up to every morning and frankly, its a horrible thought. Combine that with her obvious…

Morton Downey Jr got the crowd going fo sho.

Are we now at the point in human civilization where an aspiring blogger can give for us, the internet world, a Hall of Fame/Shame for stories like this? With this story, I think we have crossed the Rubicon and now, it must be chronicled in one place. You have all the ingredients— sex, drugs, family and friends,…

“Popping a joint in place aint nothing.”

He looks like a young Elvis' retarded little brother who cannot seem to shave his eyebrows with symmetry...

Well said. what could we call this idea? — where that shtick seems credible **mostly** in younger performers— or at least the media buys into it as legit— but there seems to be an inverse relationship between that credibility and age —-..

Exactly— and the Dutch are from Deutchland right?

Having talked-to and dealt with many college graduates, my perceived value of the college degree has plummeted.

Yep— I'd be averaging a triple double against these dude fo sho. theydve called me White-lightning...Id be ROLLIN in the dough— probably earning $100/mth! It'd be raining nickels all night long at Dorothy's (or was it Edna's?) strip club...

The HOA lien should not prime the 1st mortgage owed to the bank. While the HOA could've filed a lien against the property, it is hardly something they would actively seek to foreclose on since they would be in 2nd position behind the 1st and would need to satisfy the first mortgage in order to properly auction it off…

OK, great— next we need an apology from his 6th grade girlfriend for having the temerity to associate with him, EVER. Then, the cashier at the Chick-Fila from two weeks ago who served him a #2 (upsized) with a Diet Coke. Finally, I think we ought to picket the Circle K near the campus, because I am pretty sure they…

first world problems.

Im predicting a compatible base station will be the norm— and depending upon what you pick, the car-tablet insert will be included in the purchase and be the plug-in car-tablet to match your phone. Picture a generic sized opening in the dash with receiver connection/tabs for both the Carplay/Apple version and the…

Comparing her to Mike Tyson is the ultimate compliment for a fighter. If he compared her to Tyson based on command of the English language— well that's another story.

umm did you read slowly enough to comprehend? It was a CULT leader. Thus, a bunch of mind-controlled people bought into his drivel and offered up their kids. If he were Mayan, he might of just cut open their beating hearts and eaten it in front of them. To equate this wack job and his ilk with true Christianity,…

Better feet? LMAO. Those same feet that upended himself into a back-peddle/Farve-esque/INT/fumble in the Rose bowl?? those feet? News flash— EVERYONE is bigger and faster on NFL defenses... Marcus is much quicker... Damn, Jameis barely cracked 5 flat in the 40.

If Tampa does get him— at least extradition will be a bit easier for past transgressions.