Grammar. It’s hard.

I just want any space aliens out there to know I love space aliens. They’re great people, I’ve employed thousands of space aliens. I have a great relationship with space aliens. I know all the best space aliens that have ever lived. I’m going to do great with space aliens, in fact a poll came out in Scientific…

trump sets to work upon hearing the news of alien invasion

Shit, was I supposed to get rid of it when I turned 30?

Most importantly, it was grammatically correct. We have standards, SP.

I assure you that you will never be alone here. There will be times when you’re in the minority and you’ll be shouted down (probably regarding whether Chris Pratt is worth masturbatory attention, actually), but you will never be alone.

I thought the version with Justine Waddell from the ‘90s was pretty good, but the newer one was a hot mess. I would take another Tess adaption for sure. I can only read that book in the spring because it’s so depressing that I need the cheeriness of the season to get me through.

I feel incredibly honored to give you your 100th star for this, Snake Person, because you captured perfectly the shitstorm that erupted in my brain when I read that nonsense.

In my 30s and I bought an IKEA rug just two weeks ago. Not this specific example, however.

Sooooo many people incorrectly use “I” bc they think it’s the intelligent choice. It makes me rage!

Yep, this rug lived in the living rooms of my first three apartments.

So many people refuse to use the words me or my. People! These are legitimate words! You can use them!

Yes.

I loved that rug so much I bought it twice. It looked really cute in my bedroom.

This is a correct comment.

YAAAAAAAAS

Aubrey Plaza and Elizabeth Olsen? SOLD.  

Not to nitpick, but an actual Normal Person’s Guide to Training for A Marathon would just consist of “Don’t.”

Sure, I’ll take it. That said, I’d be more willing to think the best of him if he was my trainer or a friend and not a broham creeper, you know?

Three really important pieces of advice for people getting on a rowing machine: