Read back through the exchange. Prove my promise to have been false or unjustified.

Immigration rules are arbitrary. They aren’t based on some fundamental truth about the way the world works. Our rules are too restrictive. People violating those rules so they can work and improve conditions for their family are breaching a minor legal prohibition. It’s nothing to get worked up about. A huge number of…

Feel free to prove me wrong. Go ahead and share the vapor-fueled, conspiratorial ramblings that you read on facebook. I’m happy to correct your perverse and ignorant understanding of the world.

No, it isn’t. Immigration is way down during the Obama administration. Deportations are way up. The crime from that segment of the population (other than illegal immigration, itself) is relatively low.

I’m a lefty, I promise you I know more about any issue you want to raise than you do.

Please cite the terrorist who entered this country by walking from Mexico...

And most “illegal” immigrants fly in and overstay their visa, so unless that wall extends to the bounds of space, it’s not really going to solve the problem (which really isn’t a problem).

I mean, just posting the crazy shit he says is pretty much enough to discredit him.

Those animals can apply for a visa and come into the country legally, just like everyone else.

For me, functional fitness is the ability to excel (when I was younger) and enjoy sports and activities. Running and lifting weights means I can play an afternoon of basketball and not drag around like I’m dying. It means I can go for long hikes and wander around in the mountains and play softball.

I think that’s definitely part of it.

Not entirely. The dummies I knew were in college.

Dumbest. Basketball and baseball, easy, though I don’t know any hockey players.

Secretly the dumbest athletes. I think their whiteness confuses people.

Should have closed with the butthole munching.

Don’t mean to throw a wrench in your operation, but my girlfriend says it to me, usually with a big smile on her face, which I interpret as a job well done.

Never go FULL Perot...

In the years before the Spurs were widely acknowledged as entertaining - so 2003-2012ish - it always baffled me that people didn’t enjoy watching Manu and Parker. I get that they slowed down the game until after their 2007 title, but when those two guys were on, they were flying at the basket, making weird-ass shots…

What color are his nipples, do you think?

Even if he loses (and there's still waaaaaay too much time before the election), this campaign revealed some scary shit in this country. 2/5 voters are going to cast their ballot for him.