Oh no, does that mean I don’t get to be friends with the man child whose limp little boner guides him though life? Sad. Tragic, even.

Your boner’s record for stupid ideas remains unblemished.

You know, you have time to plan out these replies. You don’t have to publish the first dumb thing that pops into your head.

Why do you feel a need to inform us about your boner’s opinion? Do you think the world needs to know your dick rating of all women?

Didn’t tell you it was wrong. Telling you to keep it to your fucking self.

Even better. We need you chiming in to enforce the standards of beauty you’re comfortable with. If you didn’t randomly cast aspersions on people on the internet, how would women know what to be ashamed about?

Better bow out of this conversation. I can tell a comedy expert when I see one.

Who could have anticipated a dude chiming in with his boner’s opinion of a woman?

Thank god we have your boner’s opinion on this woman. Don’t know how we could have lived our lives without your member chiming in.

Searching randomly on google is not as efficient as getting direction from a fan. I’ve watched their stuff before...

Link me to the funniest Red Eye production.

I would almost love to see it happen just because there’s no political angle on this. The outcome of 95% of cases are determined before they’re ever heard. This one? No fucking clue.

Take Daily Show, add conservative viewpoint, subtract comedy, you got yourself a Red Eye...

Limited runs.

Don Cheadle learned to play the trumpet for some actor-y reason. Keyon Harrold is the trumpet you hear in the film, because, of course. Don Cheadle sounds terrible. That’s more or less exactly my point.

Difficult to say that was due to respect or all of the heat the project is receiving.

Interestingly, I think there were a couple of times you could have legitimately made the claim that a college team could have beat a pro team - and even competed for a playoff spot. All in the NBA:

Sure, but 90% of people who claim to have read the Secret actually mean that they were told about it while getting their hair cut.

Just drop this game into the middle of the 2016 playoffs - everyone fouls out midway through the second quarter and Rodman is banned from basketball for the rest of his life.

LET HIM IN! To the bathroom with your young son or else you’re a narrow-minded religious bigot.