Fox will say it was Iran.

That particular sentence made me snort-laugh as I imagined it being spoken in a totally deadpan tone of voice.

The dead end was frustrating, because, as a fat feminist, I was hungry to find out who the original poster could be so I could then eat them.

yes, much better than “protecting the brotherhood” or what the fuck ever

It’s sad that we’re relieved the PD made a perfectly reasonable statement.

Of course the PD is glad this guy is going away, because he’s a criminal. Having a predator in your midst, when trying to protect people from animals like this, is a specifically awful feeling. I’m glad that OKC made a statement like this.

He doesn’t even think it’s rape. That’s the really astonishing thing.

On a positive note, the Oklahoma City Police Department’s statement on Facebook:

Why are we blaming his mom?! Oh right, it’s always a woman’s fault!

Call 911 and let them know you’re aware that you are being pulled over but will wait until you’re somewhere safe.

How could they do this? Simple. It’s called the law. Something you were supposed to uphold, not break.

I‘ve heard call 911 from your car and explain— not sure that’s truthful or valid—but at least it a flag in the ground.

From my brief time covering court proceedings I can tell you right now that in his mind, he did nothing wrong. All the victims wanted it and are lying, in his mind. He can’t believe the jury “fell for it.” All monsters feel pity, but only for themselves.

His sister started selling “Free the Claw” T-shirts.

watching everything crumble around him is so goddamn satisfying

BUT WE’RE ALL WHITE!!!

Whenever I see a movie or TV show with a villain who ends up shocked or upset that someone opposes them, like “what did I do to deserve this?”, I’m always left thinking, “How can they justify being frustrated that someone opposes their evil plans? How can they write a character like that.”

How could you do this? They did it because you're guilty. Enjoy prison, sucka.