I was recently on a flight headed to a meeting in another city, and was feeling particularly grown-up/bussinesy since my company had sent me solo and was putting me up in a hip downtown hotel. I’d nabbed a seat in the emergency aisle, and when the flight attendant went by she asked everyone if they were ready and…

They’ve even been programmed with an overly specific meet cute in case anyone questions the origin of their friendship (which is obviously outer space): We really became close after the first time you came over to my house in Brooklyn. We have a picture of it (PROOF!), all of us on the water, and I put my Knicks hat…

I heard an interview with a law professor saying that the Supreme Court ruled that officer’s are allowed to command any person to get out of their car. But telling her to put out the cigarette was not a lawful order and she didn’t have to follow it.

I think that’s 100% what she is. But that doesn’t make it better. In fact, it’s worse. She’s essentially choosing to vote in her own financial interest over voting for people who support, or even marginally support, the social interests of the LGBTQIA community. And dozens of other issues, including abortion, that…

My parents had a croquembouche as their wedding cake, which always seemed out of place considering nothing else about their wedding was fancy (it was in my dad’s living room).

I’m just here for the cutting edge graphics and hip tunes.

Especially considering they had nothing to do with it.

There’s a big difference between letting your kids know you’re wealthy and using that wealth to buy them whatever they want.

I’m pretty sure it’s a film by Harmony Korine.

“Australian anti-vaxxers who receive welfare and other childcare rebates...”

This sauce is probably one of the most delicious things I've ever tasted. How is it so good with only four basic ingredients? Life changing is not even an exaggeration.

A few months back, someone said to me "He's black, but he's not a n-word." As if he were being generous and giving a compliment. I hadn't heard the expression before but obviously both it and the mentality behind it are very much alive.

This really resonated with me. I've only ever dated men (3, for 2 or more years), and I know I'm only interested having a serious romantic relationship with men. But when I'm masturbating (sorry, this is graphic!), I solely fantasize about women. And when I watched porn, it was usually lesbian porn, but often made…

Does he black out when he's been drinking? I saw a video of myself blacked out, one of the saddest and scariest things ever, and really re-evaluated my drinking and how it was impacting my loved ones. The only reason I mention this is because I think I drank in a similar way to him: lots of beers, because that's not…

I was so sad when it was canceled. All the characters were fantastic.

She was so goofy and endearing in Ben and Kate that I can't imagine her being anything but that in real life. All the recent criticism has made me irrationally upset. LEAVE DAKOTA ALONE!

After about a year the "make us coffee" innuendo has stopped. Unfortunately, at the last meeting this was replaced with one guy saying he has the best job in the world because he gets to "chase around young athletic high school girls all day!" He's a soccer ref. Gross.

I think I say it with enough venom to indicate that I won't be making the coffee not because I don't know how to (I'm an adult human who's used several coffee machines in my lifetime; I can figure it out), but more that:

I hope he pays her well!

I hate/love the "So confused, not sure how this works?" question as a sneaky way to get people to do something for you. I use it all the time at home, on the boyfriend. But never at work, because I'm a professional person who respects other professional people's time.