I’m a simple man - I see hanafuda, I reflexively shout KOI KOI!

WHY NOT JUST MAKE A DINO CRISIS REBOOT.

Then I’d still be upset because this has more in common with Anthem than Dino Crisis 1 or 2. It’s an online multiplayer loot shooter with mech suits. I want the Resident Evil 2 Remake but with dinosaurs.

Just make a new Dino Crisis entry.

This game’s existence makes me mad.

Please, how could Elden Ring compare with Kirby: Forgotten Whatever or Slime Ranchers 2

I find your lack of Elden Ring disturbing...

I mean making anime refrences to joke about this isn’t in good humor.

As a FDA certified saltine myself, god white people are so fucking fragile.

Jesus, he was just a baby, defiantly taken too soon. I wish his family love and kindness, what could have possibly happened? 

“Rehash of everything FromSoft has already done.”

okay, but the FNAF guy is a pretty shitty person who has said some and done shitty things as a result of his religion

Kotukapocalypse Now

I mean, the past few “season” storylines haven’t been quite so dark...

Peace has been brokered between some factions of the other “enemy” species.

Not relevant to the topic at all, but man, I adore the hell out of that concept art, and really miss when Destiny felt like that.

From what I can tell Bungie actually seems to have a decent reputation among current and former workers, employees a fair number of women and POC, and is trying to get things right even despite the occasional fuck up. Good for them. 

That’s fascinating. I’m under the impression that the wide majority high school students in Japan speak English in the same way that high school students in America speak French, which is to say absolutely terribly.

Every time I hear about this game it still seems like the industry’s greatest grift

It’s a dumb series built around shooting nameless enemies, hunting animals for their skins, taking down forts, and blowing shit up. Personally, I really don’t need it to be more than that.