I’m starting to wonder if this is $kaycog’s origin story. (Except Daddy brought home a Ford GT.)

If you’re gonna blow a young child’s college savings on a car, why not do it with some style?

Ferrari 458. The epitome of butterface.

Too late to the party - but I loved this car in Need for Speed 2, despite the fact it looks similar to my Gillette Mach 3.

Still love this thing..

Posted this on Oppo a while back. My goodness it’s ugly, and I want one!

I’d say a Tatra T603... I think they’re gorgeous, but I know that’s not a universal feeling.

The VehiCross. It was simply ahead of its time. What were weird styling details in the 90s and early 00s are now bland in 2016. It’s not so much that the VX has gotten better looking with time...everything around it has gotten so ugly and weird that the VX has become an adonis.

60% of the time he works everytime.

They should collectively hire an artist to paint each side of the trailer with a scene that looks like what's behind the trailer. I bet the owner would be cool with that.

all of my WANTS! Y U no gib THE best Jason story evah! For the love of the TTB, we must know!

“She owns two and an SRT4-swapped K-car wagon”

oh indeed. Only the best for his cheap old Challenger R/T... R/T of course meaning Rack & pinion steering Technology systems by HEMI industries

Pictured - the ‘supercharger’

A few notes:

T-8 R concept doe

i have a pretty good feeling that this kinda stuff is going to keep happening and i’m already getting tired of seeing it in the jalopnik feed. maybe we can get a sub-blog for when idiots crash their not-quite self driving car because they think we’re zooming around in goddamn 2056