“Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines”

“The only constant in all of your failed relationships is you”

Tesla, a financial sham. SpaceX, properly fund NASA instead of letting these asshats fuck it up. PayPal, we’ve all hated using it for a decade and a half now.

There are both Taipei and Japan grabs in snowboarding, though I couldn’t tell you who originally named them that. But then there’s also a Roast Beef, Chicken Salad, Rocket, Crail, and numerous others that are rather nonsensical too....that’s what happens when you let people name crap in the 1980s.

Nobody is cowering in their homes, they’re going out with masks on.

It’s called paying attention to the experts in medicine instead of Jimbo down the street.

I am...and he has a bit of a point. Just cruising around in Steep was the best representation of snowboarding I’ve played in a game; but the UI and controls were a mess and actively made playing the game worse. Like he said, the pieces were there but it didn’t feel like it was all pulled together well. 

I’m willing to guess that he spends quite a bit on his streaming production compared to most people; but you’re right, it’s not as much to produce as a television show.

The majority of people that will be angered by this are using cell phones that have lasted longer than the confederacy did...

It is funny though; those are supposed to be huge numbers or something but that’s the kind of ratings that will get you canceled even the deep dregs of the cable channels. Instead this douche nozzle get $10 mil a year for having numbers that would compare to Perfect Strangers re-runs *shakes head*

“I’m telling you, I don’t live in fear of the coronavirus. I live in fear of dipshits.”

I was browsing through Autotrader and my jaw dropped when I saw what used XEs were going for; you can get them for under $20k everywhere and without many miles on them. In a couple years when I’m looking for a new ride I’m absolutely going to check them out. 

This still looks more legit than official White House press releases these days...

No and good; simply because it bothers people like you. Get over it already.

Right on! Picked that up this week to start up once I get the rest of the way through Yakuza 6. Enjoyed Odyssey so figure this should be a hoot as well. 

How many people will lose their jobs in the following restructure anyway? Nuke them to the ground and let someone less shitty replace them in the marketplace.

Back in 1999 I worked at a resort on Mt Hood and drove there every day in an ‘86 Jetta GLI with bald-ass tires (as broke mountain workers are wont to do); never had an issue. A little knowledge of the road, conditions, how your vehicle will handle in said conditions, and the absence of irrational fear will do wonders…

That’s a valid point; but $1000 is no small amount of money to a lot of people. Would it be better to spend that money on a better type of all-terrain tire that has some winter driving leanings (like the Goodyear Assurance Weatherready or whatnot) than a dedicated snow tire if you are only facing maybe 3 or 4 days of…

“Bits for tits and clits”

Literal interpretations are the best interpretations...