“Lombardini”

“Please, tell me: what does dynamic mean?” 

Apple spent a small (large) fortune to populate the “Arcade” with some really good games...but it’s all kinda disingenuous. At some point they won’t want to lose money on it anymore and they won’t keep paying developers to exclusive their games to their “Arcade”.

“What would the worst concert be to get fired at?” 

Sly...

“It’s a shame. The world is looking at it.”

Whatever. They’ll keep this tied up in the courts and as of January 20 2021 none of this shit will matter.

“really dumb person trying to sound smart”

The best Borderlands 3 mission I’ve found so far is playing Control instead...

Guinness is the go-to beer of people that have zero concept of good beer and watch commercials.

“Accelerating out of the parking lot, the electric motor makes a crisp metallic whir that builds to a fighter jet-like whine the faster you go.”

“Trump is a master of social media manipulation”

My wife and I have called the state police on a couple of people that were rather obviously driving under the influence.

This is my only issue with athletes that don’t take the post-championship White House visit; that would be my one and only chance to yell “Fuck off you grifting piece of shit!” at him when I KNOW he and all the cameras would hear it.

There’s “innovation” on one hand and then “weird for the sake of weird” on the other”; Kojima deals in the later. 

“People in actual pain don’t tend to get addicted.”

“Why all the wood? WHERE’S THE GOLD!!” is what it would take to get it to Trumpian levels of tacky...

“Uber should actually charge premium prices.”

ALT-355 is the key command for a blank space, or at least it used to be. Was fun to use that to rename files on school's old 386s...

As well it should be threatened, their entire business plan boils down to 1: Lie about their employees and 2: Eliminate said employees with technology nobody has developed yet and won’t any time soon.