“Trump is a master of social media manipulation”

My wife and I have called the state police on a couple of people that were rather obviously driving under the influence.

This is my only issue with athletes that don’t take the post-championship White House visit; that would be my one and only chance to yell “Fuck off you grifting piece of shit!” at him when I KNOW he and all the cameras would hear it.

There’s “innovation” on one hand and then “weird for the sake of weird” on the other”; Kojima deals in the later. 

“People in actual pain don’t tend to get addicted.”

“Why all the wood? WHERE’S THE GOLD!!” is what it would take to get it to Trumpian levels of tacky...

“Uber should actually charge premium prices.”

ALT-355 is the key command for a blank space, or at least it used to be. Was fun to use that to rename files on school's old 386s...

As well it should be threatened, their entire business plan boils down to 1: Lie about their employees and 2: Eliminate said employees with technology nobody has developed yet and won’t any time soon.

Well you wonder how much longer they got burning $4 - $5 Billion per quarter...

Because you can’t do what they do at the rate they do it and stay in business. AB-5 should be the nail in their coffin; but the people that have propped them up thus far have a lot of money at stake and high priced lawyers on retainer. 

Trump is Zaphod Beeblebrox brought to life...

You don’t want people talking you down? Don’t say stupid shit. Don’t expect to be part of the conversation when your ideas are old and outplaced. You aren’t part of the answer when you refuse to adjust because you’re having a hissy fit. Grow up and get better. 

Schmidt Ice used to be the go-to for a large gathering *shudder*

Oh get over yourself, nobody gives a fuck about who you trust or the special little ways you decide how your trust is earned. A lot of people think a lot of things and most of them are wrong. 

At one point in the books Arthur picks up letter tiles at random from a bag because theoretically since he was from the Earth then he was part of the original programming and the “question” should be imprinted as part of his subconscious; the phrase spelled out from the tiles is “What do you get when you multiply 6 by…

Please, enough with the outplaced morality.

That’s right, double down on that ignorance because those mean smart people make you feel bad about yourself. Because THAT is productive...

You NEED to be dragged along. Nobody of importance should or does give a damn about you or the idiot thoughts that circle round your head; we will DRAG you dipshits along because I’ll be damned if we’re going to wait for your stupid asses anymore.

Do you have any idea how hard it is to drag half this damned country kicking and screaming towards some semblance of progress? Grow the fuck up and be part of the solution.