that’s so beautiful.
that’s so beautiful.
You should endure Keeping up with the Kardashians just for his cameos. The thing you feel toward him now pales in comparison to what you’d feel with the full picture.
There should be a subreddit or column dedicated exclusively to this.
“To many civilians, myself, and perhaps even Martha Stewart, celebrity at Cheban’s level seems like a parallel universe of dark matter. It is The Upside Down of the IRL, a pod of humpback whales swimming deep underneath the daily water, gliding and near, massive, and ponderous. That it exists is indisputable, and yet,…
That’s so awesome.
Lol. After ten years of ordering it? Too funny.
It’s just so passé!
Seriously, if he order it for 10 fuckin years it just might be quality.
Now THAT is shade.
That’s a very believable theory actually. I’m not a Kardashian stan by any means but seriously they could all do way better than this guy.
10 YEARS
I have a theory that she only stays “friends” with him because he has tons of info on her that she doesn’t want him to sell if they parted ways.
Glad to have been of service!
This makes me deliriously happy.
This guy is so fucking creepy looking, I saw him on tv once and changed the channel because he’s scary. And, is he Kim Kardashian and Paris Hilton’s lovechild or does everyone in L.A. talk like that? He also seems to be a big time scam artist. He most definitely is a big time asshole.
What the fuck, man, lemme have my goddamn rock shrimp. What’s your problem.
“Rock shrimp is so generic. Anyone I go to Nobu with who gets rock shrimp, I freak out on them. Every novice is like, Can I have the rock shrimp? Then I’m always like, Don’t order rock shrimp with me. It’s such a bad look on the table. It cheapens me. I’m embarrassed about it. That’s the stuff I ordered for the first…
Kim is way too good for him.
I hate that he’s a thing that exists.