Now, that’s lovely!

If he grew the fro back 100%. But that hair migrated to his chin.

His face looks *exactly* the same when he doesn’t have a beard.

ETA: More room to play or whatever.

That actually seems more reasonable than some things famous people do with their money, both for more private guest accommodations and to make sure that if Justin Bieber or the like buys in your neighborhood, he at least isn't right next to you.

remember, a man who lives next to himself has a fool for a neighbor.

For me too, yeah. But if you wanna be closer to a city, or just within at least a few food delivery areas, it’s going to be more thickly settled.

I was going to post that if I were crazy rich I’d do this so I wouldn’t have any asshole neighbors. But it makes more sense to just buy a shit-ton of land.

At least he’s not his own grandpa?

Exactly. I read this article and snarking was the last thing on my mind. I was like, “of course he did, that’s what any sane person with shitloads of money and an appreciation for privacy would do.”

I once knew a cosmetic dentist that bought up the two houses on either side of him in a quiet, middle class neighborhood so that he could build weatherproof tunnels and turn them into guest houses.

THIS IS THE ONLY TIME YOU WILL EVER HEAR REPUBLICANS EXPRESSING CONCERNS OVER A WOMAN’S HEALTH.

Brothers and sisters I have none but this man’s neighbor is my neighbor, son.

Hillary should do this with her body double! ;)

Let me say right now that if I had the money I’d buy every damned house on my block for peace and quiet.

Fake tweet, obviously.

Thank you!! I had no idea it was possible to transmit pneumonia person to person.

Hey look, lizard people just have days sometimes where the skin doesn’t fit quite right.

...to “reveal his own personal health regimen”....Which you will now be able to purchase from Mrs. Dr. Oz for the low low price of $29.99 per month.