He is cute. Jean-Ralphio 4 Eva.

Ooooh good I’m not alone!

Total celeb crush on him!

Good reference.

It might just be me but I find Ben Schwartz to be pretty damn cute. And his bear tweet, yes!

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Ditto. I am obsessed w/my spousal unit but they are winning. I think I’d be more depressed if they divorced than myself divorcing.

Aaron looks like a tired, haggard Kewpie doll.

Ew I hate this comment so much please go away

Insert captain America gif that says “I understood that reference”. One of the only framed pictures I own is of those two <3

sigh...

I prefer “female” to modify a noun — it just sounds more grammatically correct to me — but my editors disagree and changed it.

Bey's dad has gone on record that his daughter is the same age as P!nk - who is going to be 37 also in September. No doubt in my mind that Bey is 37. She was 33 for a loooong time and 34 nearly as long. Own it girl. You are being an ageist by denying your true age.

10/10 would watch.

Miles would be perfect casting for Lochte in a dark, dramatic 2 hour movie about what really went down that night in Rio.

Anna, you’re a beautiful girl - perhaps I’d date you if I weren’t married - but the word “female” is never to be used in reference to a human woman by any writer for this blog (even though it is considered a perfectly acceptable term to any reasonable person). On top of that, you can’t even cover your mistakes…

From over the weekend and because Jezspin shall never die:

The thing that jumped out at me, with little or no mention, is that while the hospitalization, addiction, and all-around erratic behavior was taking place:

I believe it was a threesome that included a sixteen year old girl. She was drinking in a bar and didn’t think to question if she was legal. It was less of a big deal then.

Eli Mannings SNL was fucking GOLD. I still quote that constantly. I’ve never seen Payton’s but he kind of soured to me after it came out that he stuck his ass and balls in a physical therapist’s face.