Especially because I’ve only seen this meme with pictures of developmentally disabled people, this seems to me the pinnacle of the form.

Yeah, I didn’t give a shit about the pot smoking, either. I smoked pot in college. I’ll probably smoke it again from time to time once it’s legalized in my state. Who cares? Not me.

Same, but I think it’s cool that he is trying. And I agree that he really seems to have his life in order now.

I’ve always had a soft spot for Phelps, if for no other reason than that he burst onto the scene so young it seemed almost fait accompli that he would have some (very public) growing pains. I was concerned when those seemed to escalate from some party time pot smoking to driving drunk. Like you, I am pleased that it…

Also, Phelps realized things were getting out of hand with the DUIs so he went to rehab and has (to my best knowledge) been DUI/incident free since then. So at least Phelps learned his lesson.

I’m afraid to laugh randomly in public in case I may be asked what I was laughing about.

He’s always been a sort of “point me at the water and lemme swim fast” kind of athlete. I think that’s why he always comes in second to Phelps. Not that Phelps is a MENSA member by any means, but Phelps is a better tactician in the water and is capable of mustering tremendous focus during a race. Lochte doesn’t have…

Seriously, the reason he’s a great swimmer is that his devolved fish brain just instinctively knows what to do once he’s in the water. It’s the only explanation.

who ever created it, is a genius

Did you ever see something and it made you laugh out loud—for far too long and far too loud—for reasons passing understanding? This picture did that to me. Bravo.

In willing to bet that he wasn’t surrounded by a stellar assortment of people. Deduct some major, yet surreptitious, skimming of funds.

Maybe he has those ‘caveman genes’ similar to the ones carried by Ozzie Osborne. It could happen!

My thought exactly. It’s rare a woman hasn’t been groped by some asshole in her lifetime. It’s pretty messed up that in that regard, men are considered so terribly neutral on this issue.

They rarely do. And my friend — who is a criminal lawyer and has defended people accused of this crime — usually tries to keep the jury woman-free, or looks for particularly acculturated-to-rape-culture church lady (who will most likely find in his client’s favour).

Yes, I recall reading he made over $100 million dollars on that terrible show. And he’s still probably getting syndication money. That’s a truly impressive amount of money to blow through in a decade on booze, cocaine and strippers. I’m impressed he’s still alive.

Trying to forget but I hope he remembers it, every minute of every day. Twice a minute if he’s still spending what’s left on blow.

So rape juries are entirely composed of people who don’t know that rape is a thing? What the actual fuck?!

Remember five years ago when Charlie Sheen was making $1.8 million per episode of Two and a Half Men?

How else will her head stay on? (I think of this every time I see a choker, even back in the 90s early aughts when they were EVERYWHERE.)