As someone not attracted to men, the furor over Lochte has always seemed a little strange. Antony Ervin is someone that I would have expected to be everyone’s water hottie, although I could understand the sleeves not being everyone’s jam.

NBC discussed this at length during one of their “Phelps is back!” montages.

Before all this, he was famous for two things: he can swim and he’s hot but dumb.

I saw a few episoes of that show and I honestly thought he was playing up the dumb for the cameras. Now I’m 100% sure that it was all genuine which actually makes the show so much better.

Jeah? Jno? Jaybe? I don’t Jknow?

I just want to see his reality show again. It was the fucking funniest thing I’ve ever seen.

Neil is the best — recently an idiot manbaby from S. Idaho posted a rant about how he thought Dr. Tyson was a “horse’s astronomer” (ugh) with a list of unfounded/made up reasons, to which Neil graciously and devastatingly responded by putting said manbaby in his place.

Omggg i am laughing hysterically at the last part of your comment.This describes me like all the time

“Sometimes you just want to eat 3 burritos and fart yourself to sleep”—more beautiful, poetic, and true words have never been spoken.

I will never forget the time that my cousin told me “I have sex with my boyfriend every day because that’s what a good girlfriend does”. I said “well, I am going to make some man very unhappy some day”. And she just patted my shoulder.

Katy Perry knows and understands the word “misogynoir”. I have to rethink my entire opinion of Katy Perry now. In a good way.

John Krasinski got super-jacked like, a year ago, for that Benghazi movie and now he really likes to fuck!

Way ahead of you. They love their alchemy lessons.

Middle fingers up, tell him, Beau, bye

The joke is that he’s posting it like a threat, IF WE ONLY WE FIXED THIS PROBLEM, WE WOULDN’T HAVE THIS OTHER PROBLEM, but by naming what makes these losers so angry, he shows both how absolutely absurd they are, AND how absurd it is that THEY’RE the group being so excessively catered by mass media. These asshats are…

Home school your kids and tell them Pluto is a planet.

A year ago I would have told people that all Lena Dunham and Katy Perry do is annoy me...but that’s not true anymore. It seems like they’ve learned a lot and that all the activists holding them accountable has made a difference. I mean, Katy Perry knows what misogynoir is. It honestly gives me hope that two of the…

Hard pass on paraphrasing, Jezebel seems not to like my posts.

Loving all the love for Leslie Jones. The internet is sometimes wonderful, sometimes it just proves that asshattery is real.