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That was wonderful!

Take THAT, DAD.

HAha! That reminds me of a sign in an Amsterdam coffee shop that sold space cakes. It read, “Take these to go because you won’t be going anywhere for a long time.”

This is truly a masterpiece. lol

I once accidentally ate a huge pot cookie cause I was starving and it was the only food I could find at a friend-of-a-friend’s house. He was a chef, he only had raw ingredients in the house, it was the only thing I could grab and eat as we drove to our destination, a Ween concert. (What? I was 18, it was 1999,…

One of my best friends has a sweet and loving mother with this same boundary-related flaw, and I pictured this whole scene with her as the high mother in question. It is unquestionably hilarious and annoying. Bless her heart.

I see we’ve got multiple pot brownie stories. Here’s mine.

We still haven’t topped “cop & his wife eat brownies made from confiscated marijuana, thinks he and his wife overdosed and are dying.”

female man is really triggering to me

You can read whatever you like, more power to ya

Amazing story. I’ll never forget the time my roommate made brownies. We all went out to celebrate a birthday, came back from the bars and one of the girls had found the pan on the counter. Now, she never smoked pot and ate that entire pan of brownies to her face. She didn’t move for approximately 16 hours.

all i’m reading rn is penis penis penis penis penis penis

I hope this has been mentioned around here before, and I don’t expect anyone cares, but historically “man” was a gender-neutral term (back in the middle ages the prefixes wer- and wif- specified “male man” or “female man”). This has a legacy in our modern language in the same sort of way that words that came to us…

Omaha dad finds pot brownies, eats 4 of them, says mean things to cat, becomes a national hero.

Thanks a lot for posting that picture. Now I want some regular brownies.

This is beautiful. Seriously, what else is there to say?

Maybe that cat is kind of a bitch, did you ever even think about that, narc wife?

We do. Biological men have XY chromosomes. Biological women have XX chromosomes. Some people have an extra chromosome, but that’s pretty rare.