Oh, in retrospect, I get it. I’m just a fucking idiot, like most Americans, and consciously impervious to advertising while at the same time mindlessly absorbing it. All They Live an’ shit.

I mean if a popular social media account includes a brand, you can bet it’s an ad. Same as if a brand logo pops up in a movie. But there’s a way to do it that doesn’t scream “THEY’RE PAYING ME FOR THIS!!” and this is it.

I liked many of these today! Agree re:vape

Wow. Joe Mande just made me feel ten times better about myself because I most DEFINITELY do that.

I hope she fairs better than this:

Josh Gad has made the second most 2016 defining tweet.

Celine Dion and Jimmy Fallon together is uncanny — they’re the exact same amount of annoying and attention-starved yet simultaneously sweet and well-meaning.

Mark Hoppus wins Twitter today. (He’s Gen X, right? Even though Blink 182 just put out a new song that is set in and sounds like high school, which is not weird…

Like Retta, she just watches things whenever (I think Leslie is still in the middle of live-tweeting Breaking Bads eps). So the live is less “as it airs” and more “when I want.”

Isn’t game of thrones over for like a year?

I’ve been doing that lately as well.

oh my god

I didn’t even realize that was an ad. No wonder this fucking country’s going down the toilet.

the ghostbusters imdb rating is bullshit. that movie was a solid 7.5

Well just found a pap handing in a bush taking pics of me eating corn on the cob! Can’t wait to see those pics

I have a new hobby. Whenever I think of a film or TV show or role that could be considered to be feminist, I go rate it a 10 on Imdb. The MRAs are already rating them -5 so I feel like it is my civic duty to take on the task of adding balance.

Super shiny. But it’s nice that she made Jimmy all shiny too. If you’re gonna "shop" the hell out of your selfies, best to touch up everyone else too.

Coco, hon, you gotta go subtle on the product placement, don’t be all kylie about it

Basically her statement boils down to, “I had no idea saying n**** was racist but since I said it we’re all pretty sure the n***** are going to try to kill me now, and maybe the other white people around me too, so the orange man said I should go home.”

“The statements do not reflect my character or feelings towards minorities”