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Remember that time lindy showed up late to a plane and everyone had to wait on her, and she was hung over and bumped into someone and when they muttered "say excuse me" under their breath she yelled at him and then later kicked him... and this was totally because she was fat, it's true lindy read their minds to

one small correction: his net worth is 1.9billion, not 1.9 million. But otherwise, I believe you are definitely correct on all accounts!

Oh please, don't be obtuse.

Man, this is just lame all around. Lets not write off his lady on the side, though. You're hooking up with some super rich, dried up, racist old white guy. What did you think you were in this for? Please don't tell me that you were licking his nuts every night out of love.

I'm not sure how Sterling's wife ruined him.

Am I the only one seeing Justin Beiber reaching for Klum sideboob? What a little twerp.

Lisa is gay, do you know her? Sure! its a club and we all meet on Wednesdays.

Lindy, could you provide a recent example of a time someone's told you how you were wrong, how and why, and then you changed your mind?

Let's see if I were to use a popular clickbait trick: A new Johns Hopkins University study found that 72 percent of all Americans have herpes*

*Based on a sample size of 50 people tested.

Nope still dont believe it, Im fully convinced people can be swayed by the facts!

Well, it actually kind of made sense when you used it like that.

When it comes from older, sheltered people who have no idea about anything but are trying really hard not to be the worst, it's sort of endearing, maybe? But I imagine a constant stream of that gets old fast.

NOT ALL STRAIGHTS

The buddies face when he says "You're great but nothing straight is going to happen between us" is the exact face I made. Pretty funny vid.

I'm sorry, but I couldn't help chuckling. Your story is like a subplot from the office.

What if a white history professor dressed up as, like, one of the women who was kidnapped by Ariel Castro? Or anyone who's famous solely for being the victim of a horrible tragedy? That wouldn't be in poor taste?

We're here, we're straight—get used to it!

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