I guess this is fair.

Given the amount of disgust in her voice I wouldn't be surprised if she thought Andie MacDowell was a war criminal, rather than an actress who turned looking great after 40 into a job.

When I got my first job I just asked my boss was was okay. Skirts, slacks, no cleavage, closed toed shoes.

He's not boring. Look at all these cool places he's lived! Doing not boring stuff!

you seem fat

A friend of the family was over one night and I can't remember what triggered it, but she said, "ugh I hate Andie MacDowell! I hate her!"

What I think is funny is how ass obsessed people assume all gay men are. In the butt! They are doing it! All the time!

I don't know, I've said some weird stuff on the internet that I don't/wouldn't remember. I haven't randomly insulted celebrities, but I've stumbled across old message board accounts I had and thought, "Wow, I said that? I liked that movie that much? What was I talking about was I drunk???"

And people were saying all the mean tweets are done by staffers!

hahahahaha you're such a hardass

What goes through their minds is that it's purely a fantasy. Why is Nazi/Jewish woman more offensive than acting out a run of the mill rape fantasy or a student/teacher role play? People fantasize about things they would never condone in reality. If I dress up as a French maid and act out a sexual fantasy it doesn't…

Go walk your dog, get some exercise

lol WHAT? Where did I say he shot up?? Or that he was using heroin? Are you one of those people who thinks smoking pot is one step away from sucking dick to score coke?

all I said was I hope she cleans up her poop. She responded with paragraphs of outrage.

but Phil the bible says a lot of crazy shit that you (and many other bible enthusiasts) ignore

You're having a major overreaction to a pretty innocent sentence. I didn't say, "ugh disgusting dog owners!" Or even accuse you of not cleaning up. I said I hoped you were cleaning up.

This issue is clearly near and dear to your heart.

I didn't realize you were the patron saint of poop removal. My apologies.

It seemed like in your comment you were pleased about your dog dumping in their yard because their house is creepy.

I hope you're cleaning up after your pet.