Boy what a rollercoaster.

I believe the correct pluralization is Katies Perry and Rife.

Or at least some old timey rot gut sour mash liquor.

Florence Henderson hated being on the Brady Bunch because she thought Robert Reed was really bad at pretending to enjoy kissing women.

In this case the best choice seems to be go home.

No. She's a different person.

Are you at a bar with an Old Style sign out front? I may be able to help.

Hitchens was a pompous asshole about a lot of things, but he put more thought and consideration into his short notice bowl movements than Milo has put into anything he's ever written.

I would be, but my wife won't let me click on that link.

In his defense, some barstools can be pretty tricky.

How do you know they aren't already friends?

Obsession is not the binary of apathy.

He sold out Madison Square Garden a couple years ago.

Serious party foul on our part.

This is exciting! I'm fangirling a little bit. I've been waiting for this announcement since last Fall when Courtney posted a few pictures of them "hanging out" together in Chicago on Instagram.

And briefly dating someone who looks exactly like him is certainly a believable Titus choice.

Hey now. Lots of people develop lactose sensitivity later in life. That doesn't make them bad people.

That was a great detail.

I just saw this episode last week and I'm not going to be corrected with misinformation. That "stealing clothes" thing was very clearly projection. Not in a "I'm inserting real world subtext to make a joke" way but in a way that is pretty strongly implied by the plot and dialog of the episode. Based on almost no…

Motherfucker, it's 8:29 right now. it's not 5 o'clock anywhere!