Hey thanks for asking!

She always treated Ray like he was Fred Stoller.

And then everyone gets laid and it's the end of the episode.

"It also helps that the show does a better job than a lot of sitcoms in depicting a married couple actually having a sex life based on mutual interest. "

Bill Maher the type of dude to nag at his girlfriend until she smells it too.

I don't think he would listen, but it would be nice if someone tried.

Yeah no shit. They're both insecure idiots.

What a fucking baby. Don't make a joke that was clearly designed to be offensive if you're not willing to deal with people acting offended. People who operate under the maxim of, "any attention is good attention" are in no position to complain when they find out it may not be true.

I don't think I've seen Franken joke this much since he got elected.

Not to be crass, but there's a good chance she's going to get skull fucked in effigy.

"Why the fuck are people nostalgic for it?"

I'll never forget. There has never been an act of televised victim blaming that evokes a sillier mental image.

A fellow enjoys a thumb in the bum during a blowjob and is curious about taxonomy.

It's true. Sober Don Lemon is the one who asked a Cosby victim why she didn't just bite him on the dick and run away.

John Darnielle is a god.

They're delicate little drew drops burned away by the midday sun.

12 year old me too! I've been shouting at people about the maillard reaction for half my life now thanks to AB.

That's probably for the better. I've never managed to do a handstand.

Is this like the difference between a smile and an upside-down frown?

A little higher than it should be, but every new resident gets a free copy of my third favorite Spoon album.