Motherfucker, he and John Bonham both stole that shuffle from Bernard Purdie!

He ends up tickling his uvula.

Her name is Jared?

Or (in Pearlman's case), that same sentence without the word "over."

That's not true! I'm fatter than Wallace Shawn.

Yeah why didn't she have the retrospective knowledge of what they were going for with the character BEFORE they called her in to audition?

Harper Lee has two books and that's depressing in a different way.

Aww fuck… I'm sorry.

This movie seems like an abject failure, but I just wanna say Kev has been doing a good job of keeping off a lot of the weight he lost. There's like a third less man under that hockey tent.

Oh yeah at least twice a year. We would go to the movies and then my dad would take a weird route, and all of a sudden all of the houses look like they're falling down and my dad just says, "See this is why you need to appreciate what you have." and then drive off.

You should. Those dates are accurate.

I regret that search.

She defected to the US in 1967 and ended up dying in Wisconsin in 2011. But she defected 15 years after Stalin died so I don't think that's any indication that he didn't love her.

I think this movie might be their version of when my parents would sometimes drive my brothers and I through super poor neighborhoods so we would appreciate our lives.

What tweet are you talking about?

"I did two movies with a god damn monkey. I don't need to practice this bullshit."

This review is a very reasonable Dowd thrashing, but that headline really doesn't pull any punches. There's a certain unadorned beauty to a headline straight up saying, "This move is bad."

Hey be fair. He was only 23 years into his career when he learned that basic concept.

I like that Google Eyes game. That was fun.

Jason Roeder is such a rock solid drummer. Absolutely immovable. He's also been playing in Sleep for the past few years and there are times in both bands when it feels like he's the only thing keeping the roof from crashing down on everyone. He's a load bearing drummer.