Poor Taran Killam has to go home to his gorgeous wife and her sweet, sweet syndication money. I wouldn't be terribly surprised (or view him negatively) if he decides to be a stay at home dad who sometimes makes videos for Funny Or Die

And the super ironic love of Rage Against the Machine. Pence just fucking hates gay people.

"For those of you living in a Duane Reade-free world…What's it like?"

Yeah how sure are we that it wasn't a prank?

I don't much care what kind of slide it is as long as he's crushed. Even a playground accident would be okay.

Poor Bill Shatner.

I'm blue as fuck all the damn time
my life is cobalt every day

I would hope so. Quinn was really bad.

"but I actually remember even the creepy inmate guy making that point himself (the water isn't that hot so they mix it with something)."

Yeah it was useless. They didn't even attempt to find reasonable act breaks for the commercials and the player crashed at least once every time I watched more than two episodes.

Stupid plans always getting in the way of good television. Shit's rude.

RIP, Barb. I bet you had a lot of opinions about books.

And then watch The State! They're both on Hulu!

This is like having a fan theory that lays out evidence for why Sheldon Cooper is on the Autism spectrum. It's not a fan "theory." It's intentional. This isn't even subtext. It's just text.

Too long since we all sang the Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt theme?

Are you satire?

I'd like to ask Tom Petty every question. He seems like an insightful dude.

I guess it does make sense as a coded, "Is everyone going to die?" question. That's frustrating.

Have you ever been there?

I mean if the only way to determine South Side vs Not South Side is safety, there are going to be a lot of pissed off proud South Siders in Beverly and Hyde Park who are suddenly being told they don't count.