Happy birthday, bitches!

It was 3 1/2 seasons of a really good show stretched out into 6.

No. Patrick Ewing isn't married.

It's true. Smh is a real problem right now.

Most of us don't live in Kentucky or Ryan's district. What are we supposed to do?

You dummy. That was Kumail Nanjiani.

Well then it's not Top Gear. You can't have Top Gear without a host who enjoys Bovril. That's like Top Gear without something getting smashed or exploded.

Which one of the new hosts enjoys Bovril?

Oh so they don't spend the whole video yelling inexplicable, ESL level combinations of swear words? I suppose that's good. I never could figure out what was meant to be conveyed by calling a game a piece of fuck.

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That's an impressive rug. The bearskin isn't bad either.

A good quality pair of closed-back headphones will block out most environmental noise in your home.

Honestly of all the presidents to turn me into a sex slave, I think Obama would probably be the best option. He's in shape, starting to move into silver fox territory, and seems to still have a lot of chemistry and mutual respect with his wife.

That's great, Julie. But could you express it in the form of a Simpson's quote?

Two HPVs and one genital warts.

She's repairing the foundation of your public housing building?

Baby Baby?

Good job, your mom.

Because we're all circles? Dipshit.

Hey what strain are you currently smoking? I'm always looking to get idiotically high.