The fact that you think I know nothing about this topic is so frustrating and condescending I don’t know where to begin. Your first two sentences are so full of WRONG that I’m legitimately confused. No shit they work hard at it - who the fuck said otherwise?

This. You need to exercise AND change your diet. Most people eat like crap.

I’d actually go with neither of those things happening, unless your body fat percentage is really low.

Admittedly, some ladies (myself included) can be genetically predisposed because of their body type to get more pronounced muscle in certain areas than in others, and thus may look bulkier.

“let me just say that anyone who flies with a toddler and thinks everyone else should calmly handle their toddler’s bawling is an inconsiderate asshole”

Right? Doing fun stuff while wearing all white = tampon ad.

It really disturbs me the number of people I know who are normally progressive suddenly abandon the victims in this case because America bad, Wikileaks good! It’s like somehow they feel taking Assange to task as with every other rape case betrays their belief in government transparency. It’s really like a cult of…

None of those people are center right. They are all “far right.”

What I find funny is the whole summer camp thing. Here in Cali you have to start planning/booking the summer camps in March/April. Me and all my girlfriends find all the camps and pay for them etc. The men in the office - who all have kids and almost all wives that work - started to notice and were astonished that you…

I made this for you.

Everything I know about parenting, I learned from watching or listening to other moms. And I get how easy it is to write off hard work as innate talent. For example, I have a mom friend who I thought was a baby food GENIUS. She always had these incredibly creative, simple and nutritious meals packed for play dates. I…

My husband says the same shit: “How do you keep track of all these appointments?” “How do you remember to give everyone their medication at the appropriate time?” “How do you find the best vet/restaurant/day care every time?”

Shocker - a mom who makes lists, does Internet research, befriends and observes other mothers, and then applies what she’s learned on a daily basis is generally seen as a good mother. Just like you learn and excel at any other job.

Just want to highlight this statement:

Funny, I am totally the opposite. I only want dicks. I have no interest at all in watching other women be naked, let alone have sex. I want to see guys, all guys.

Same here.. any time lately I start watching porn lately I start wondering about the people and their lives/what led them to porn/if they want to be doing it etc etc. Doesn’t really get me in the mood. No when I am in a porn mood I just read erotica.

Same here. Once a dick appears, I turn it off. IRL I love them though.

OMG my mom (figuratively) beat this into me as a child: you must never be dependent on anyone else for anything. Always take care of yourself. Always be able to support yourself.

I’ll put that in my box labeled “To Care About When I Care About Making Men Happy” along with ‘shaving my legs regularly’ and ‘getting good at giving blowjobs’.

You made a pretty loaded comment and expected people to not call you out on it.