I think it’s both that and a hatred of women and an especial hatred of working women. Getting pregnant is seen as a punishment for opening your legs. If you need any accommodation whatsoever as a result of getting pregnant, well, you just should have kept that dime between your legs, little lady. The only approved…

Daniel Tiger is a Mister Rogers spin-off (it’s animated), so it might give you some nostalgia feels too. (Bonus fun facts: Lady Elaine is married to Music Man Stan and has a biracial daughter and Henrietta Pussycat is a single mother.)

My child will literally only binge watch Daniel Tiger. You try to put Sesame Street on and he screams NOOOOO I WANT DANIEL TIGER!!!! He’s kept this up for over a year. Nothing but Daniel Tiger on Netflix. Thank god they just added the first half of the second season.

My toddler is not yet potty trained (sigh) so my morning is more arguing about whether clothes are necessary and less about potties. Same total amount of arguing, though. Replace mermaids with Daniel Tiger and frozen strawberries with freeze-dried strawberries (Trader Joe’s has convinced my child that fruit as god…

Do daycare centers not exist in your world?

My mom got that Ikea highchair! We, on the other hand—classy folk that we are—pulled a high chair out of our across-the-street neighbors’ trash one evening.

I have to say, before the advent of daycare into our lives after the first year (I part-time worked from home, part-time sent him to family for the first year), it actually wasn’t that much. The only big ticket expense was the crib and dresser. We got a crib that converts to a toddler bed, so we’re still using it 3…

Winner winner chicken dinner.

Dude, yeah. And the biggest culprit in my daily life is a dude I work with. He’s a delightful human being and I wish him no ill whatsoever but his uptalk habits are really distracting.

Your local health department may provide some select immunizations for free. Give them a call.

When I decided to wean, yeah, that was not a fun week. I tried every old wive’s tale remedy in the book, up to and including sticking cabbage leaves in my bra. I got a clogged duct along the way (I was prone to those in Lefty) and had to spend hours in a warm shower massaging my aching boob trying to work the clog…

Please tell me you did this from memory.

I’d even say get TWO pumps, if you’re going back to work. Get a really nice one for work but get a beater (I know you’re not supposed to use a used breast pump butttt....) for home. That way you don’t have to haul that thing around with you.

And just like at a certain point you might piss yourself or shit your pants, for all the world to see, same happens with breastmilk. It starts to leak, and it is not a small amount, and you’re powerless to stop it. There’s no sphincter there. And the more you think about it, which prompts thinking about nursing your…

I used to get so much haterade on Gawker for calling Pizzolatto a misogynist hack.

I have zero interest in cruises, but I have always applied Rule #1 to my big vacations. I purchase as much as humanly possible in advance, and I pay cash or cash-equivalent. I tend to do a bit of a savings schedule where Phase 1 is saving enough for and purchasing my plane ticket, Phase 2 is saving enough to buy all…

I’ve been calorie counting really religiously for the past 4 months, have successfully lost 25 lbs, and none of the numbers that calculator gave me made any sense. They were all way, way higher than what I know I need to eat in order to lose a few pounds a month. I’m 5’6” and currently 164 lbs and my calorie counting…

All those Romans were just straight up dicks. Dicks all the way down.

Does it work on an actual computer I can plug into my TV, though? (I think expecting a channel on my oldscchool Wii is probably unrealistic, but how does one watch this on not-a-phone?)