It also helps when your body is rejecting your artificial leg...

I have a coworker who complains about me spending too much time on Lifehacker/gawker/kotaku/etc.

You keep eating which? Asparagus? Or weird-smelling pee?

My definition of windfall money is: Any money that you receive that didn't directly come from your employment. Tax returns

I've seen a lot of infant snot suckers at youtube. Are they the same thing? : )