I think we have to limit this advice to “thankless” tasks which I don’t think should include all menial tasks. I work in a small company, so though I wish I hadn’t volunteered so much that people think these small tasks are a part of my job description, my boss does notice and reward me for those tasks. They may not…

I suggest some wd-40.

Seriously though mine pop every time I bend past a certain point and have since I was a kid. Generally my rule is if it’s new and it hurts, see a doctor. If not, it’s probably fine.

When you are whiter than top shelf cocaine. 

What if I put I hate avocados because I threw up guacamole in my lap as a child in a restaurant and my family laughed and laughed and still do to this day? I feel like that shit is hot.

I’m allergic to them, and I put that in my profile to show how “quirky” I am.

My wife and I have this mutual “friend” I can’t stand who during interactions will suddenly raise her arm with her phone in her hand like an ominous specter and snap an awkward group selfie apropo of nothing — no warning, no statement, definitely no permission, and no real “moment” to capture. And it’s not like this…

I teach high school. If I really start to think about how many unflattering or flat out gross pictures of me must exist on IG or existed on Snapchat, I will have a nervous breakdown. Ignorance is bliss.

Nut allergies and emotional support animals take precedence over just about anything else on a plane.

I’ve started asking that pictures taken not be posted online. “Sure, that’s cool, I’d prefer it not be posted to social media though, can you just text it to me?” Most people are just like OK, whatever, a couple have asked why and/or appeared disappointed, to them I just say “Oh, do you not want to take the picture…

Betteridge’s law of headlines is an adage that states: “Any headline that ends in a question mark can be answered by the word no.”

“In 2019 when Bob Myers cast his eyes over the breadth of his roster he wept, for there were no spots left to fill with ridiculously underpriced stars”

$2K a month is now considered a reasonable rent.

That’s a good point. It’s a decent fast food burger. Is it worth the hype and the lines? Not at all.

Don’t underestimate that amount of crap someone in the medical field deals with on a daily basis.

A lifetime of training would be my guess.

His feet are soaked but his cuffs are bone dry!

I’m not sure the “killing him with kindness” approach is the right path here. Because dude’s not being “overprotective” here. He’s being an entitled chauvinist. At best, he’s like the father who thinks his daughter’s virginity is his to give away, and humbling yourself before him only validates the notion that he’s…

What a glorious run it was having the Lakers be aggressively irrelevant.

Yeah but this is the Spurs; a late 2019 first round pick will be some random Australian guy no one’s ever heard of who ends up being at least just as good as a high pick in this year’s draft.

You should make a list of the least likely LeBron destinations and do some forecasting gymnastics to imagine what it would take to see lebron on that team.