When/how is it OK to correct someone about misusing the word “methodology?” 99% of the time I see the word being used, they should be using the word “method” instead.

Obscenely rich white guy (well, okay ‘orange’, but still)? Nah, his police experience comes entirely from watching NYPD Blue episodes. No way this dickbag has ever seen the back of a squad car.

...well, yet. Stay tuned...?

Having spent a lot of time with kindergarteners, I’d say Trump’s understanding of the way law enforcement works is probably not too far off from a five year old boy’s. Think of it: They both cannot fathom that the police would ever be wrong. They both like the idea of lights and sirens and big blaster guns that go…

The type of breakup doesn’t matter. Kids don’t need to hear a parent talking shit about anyone, let alone the other parent.

God controls the universe but can’t manage to make two of his followers bump into each other at Starbucks.

I love how the Sixers surely have a form like an elementary school field trip form or hall pass that’s saved in Office where they just update the player’s info:

Couldn’t any gangbanger make the same claim? “The murderous, terrifying persona I use on the streets is all an act, it couldn’t be further from my true nature or my personality. I am a loving teddybear on my own time, but my day job representing MS-13 is performance art, and ‘Trigger Mike’ is just a character I play.”

Fresh air is the best thing to breathe.

The 3 and 4 spots in the Astros’ lineup are manned by a 5'6" second baseman and a 21-year-old shortstop. The next few years are going to be fun as hell.