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I’m in the same boat. What really gets me is that almost all the actors in dramas speak almost unintelligibly now. Female actors all do this weird whisper acting thing where normal conversations are spoken in hushed, breathy tones (ie Cersei Lannister, Michelle Monaghan, every character on Big Little Lies). Male

A denver omelette with plenty of water and black coffee. If you can force yourself to work out or at least start sweating, that helps a lot too. Theres also a strong mental component. If you wake up hungover and just lazily languish over it all day, it'll feel worse. If you force yourself to try and carry on as you

The key number isn’t necessarily the length of the paid leave but the minimum employee size to be eligible. 10 seems about right but still might make me nervous as a business owner. I run a small business with fewer than 10 employees. I pay my people very well and give them benefits and paid vacation. However, I have

Kyrie is Rasputin. LeBron is Tsar Nicholas. Greg Popovich is the Patriach of the Russian Orthodox Church. The 2010 Eastern Conference Finals was the Russo-Japanese War. Steph Curry is Lyudmila Pavlichenko. 

Does anyone else think its nuts that AOC locked down @AOC as her twitter handle?

I think the rule is generally applied if its a frequently busy area. When I’m using mass transit elevators almost everyone is obeying the rule whereas if I’m in a uncrowded department store people don’t really care.

Cardboard man gets paid

Love Dick Vitale but doesn’t his twitter-speak seem very Trumpy?

In the episode where Bart, Milhouse, Nelson, and Martin go on a road trip to the World’s Fair, its the stressed out dad with the rambunctious kids in the back.

D-wade and Melo are definitely coming on the veteran minimum right?

Get your body in a comfortable napping position.

3-J and Ja Morant have the chance to be legitimately good NBA players, maybe even all-stars. I think Conley needed to get out of the way so that they could develop. I also think that Memphis never will be a premier free-agent destination so they need to construct their team in such a way that they can find prime

Right? Its illegal to rob someone. But that doesn’t mean its a good idea to walk down the street with $100s hanging out of your pockets.

What the hell ever happened to nuance? Don’t people realize it can be both wrong to hack, extort and blackmail someone with their nude photos AND have it be a bad idea to take those photos in the first place? Its wrong and illegal to be robbed on the street but doesn’t mean its a good idea to walk around with $100s

Kevin swept the first 3 rounds and Kate cleaned up late in the draft

There are a lot of teams that have cleared out tons of cap space and not enough top-tier free agents to go around. Someone will sign him and probably over-pay

Chris Paul may be the only person I’d draft before Harden for my All-NBA Annoying, Gimmicky Bullshit team.

I think there are enough dumb franchises that would take on Chris Paul’s contract.

Pretty much every airport I’ve been to has a something resembling a gastropub, Chili’s, Applebee’s, etc. Get a large beer and a Cobb salad. The ceiling’s low but you’ll feel fine getting on a plane and you probably won’t be too disappointed by the salad. Trying to eat anything that requires properly cooking meat sets

I don’t think I would be a better color commentator than Jackson, but I do think that you could find some replacement-level basketball-knower who would do as well as him for $80,000/year + expenses.