You have the right to refuse service to anyone. The crime is telling them why.

The only fans consistently worse than Warriors fans are any Boston sports fans.

Same with kimchi. I think most grocery stores just consider it the refrigerated “speciality foods” section.

Its carbon footprint is significantly smaller than that of all real meat products, its “healthier” for you in the sense that switching to a plant-based diet in general is healthier, or because you aren’t comfortable eating an animal are all valid reasons to switch.

There are a lot of ways that could’ve gone wrong. His footwork is the real key here. He keeps his left foot down once the hit occurs and pivots with the trajectory of the pizza so it doesn’t land on his shirt, fall to the ground or get scalded with grease. He then backs it up to let the momentum of the pizza do the…

These companies are going to get Black Mirror cancelled 

The most annoying part for me is the costume. Why are cyclists so vain? If you’re goal is to work out and ride your bike why do you need to pretend you’re sponsored by Cytomax or Muscle Milk or some other liver cancer provider? It’d be like going to a pickup basketball game with your buddies and showing up in a full…

That headline alone gave me diarrhea.

Whenever I’m watching a game and the foul count gets really high or the game goes into overtime, I’m privately rooting for it to devolve into a war of attrition. I don’t want anything too awful to happen to any of the players but I think it would be fun if injuries cause Games 6,7 to basically be a showcase of each…

After I got my first hemorrhoid, it changed how I view and interact with strangers. I used to think people were being rude, impatient or angry because they were bad people. Now I just assume they have a torn anus and all their behavior makes sense.

Make them spell backwards

Sausage, shrimp and grits are the safe bet since I’d trust any random brunch spot to do it well. However, if they have any positive reputation for chilaquiles, I’d go with that since it has the highest ceiling for greatness.

Kate wins. Breakfast burritos are the working man’s best option for take it to-go breakfast fare. Bagels and lox and eggs benny are luxurious weekend treats. She’s covering sweets with donuts and waffles. Lastly, she gets the biggest steal of the draft with scotch eggs. Scotch eggs are the food that always look really…

You just have to own the pants shitting. Acknowledge and apologize when it happens and every time its brought up thereafter just laugh and articulate how, yes, it was very embarrassing. If that happened to me, I would definitely become the cleanest and best-smelling person in the office until I no longer work there

Also degrassi Drake as Lonzo, Jack Nicholson as himself, the guy who played the Gestapo villain in Raiders of the Lost Ark as Adam Silver, Randall Park as Mark Tatum, young Snoop Dog as Brandon Ingram, Ron Funches as Magic

Jason Segel as Luke Walton. 

If we really want to teach kids about life, there should be a standard doll house with a bunch of extra features and add-ons you can affix to the property. But before you change anything you need to file a $35 permit with the city, get the neighboring doll house’s consent and collect bids from contractors. If you go…

What exactly is Chris Broussard?

God is real

Battle for Middle Earth I & II were great.