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This hasn’t even been made yet. If they make a pilot episode and its as terrible as you imagine it will be THEN call for it to be cancelled. One thing that bothers me about modern times is how there are entire factions of America that romanticize the Confederacy and believe, to this day, that it stood for something

She strikes me as someone who, in abstract, sympathizes with certain progressive social issues but has lived such a privileged, sheltered life that she couldn’t possibly grasp something remotely resembling struggle. Like she will always use her motherhood as something humanizing about her but, fuck that, she has a

What a poet

I guess I was leaving room for if the other partner was exceptionally horrible. Like if they were abusive, dangerous, engaged in criminal activity, etc

I know your heart’s in the right place but I’ve been noticing that too much of Jezebels content is coming from a place of hate.

As a child of divorce I’d say don’t go out of your way to schedule time together but be civil and cordial when it makes sense you should both be somewhere (soccer game, recital, graduation, etc). What the child is entitled to is that you don’t fight with or act hostile towards the other parent. My parents were civil

What prompted the name change?

The flexi brand retractable leash (shown in the cover photo) is an excellent product. It’s much more durable than other retractable leashes and with minimal focus you can avoid any and all of the above mentioned dangers. I suppose if you’re on a city sidewalk, the classic leash is better but if you go anywhere like a

Who’s this turd?

Firing Muellher would put Trump, more firmly, in impeachment territory. Not because he’d be more likely to be found guilty of colluding with Russia but because he’d be WAYYY more guilty of trying to cover up any alleged crimes. That was what done in Nixon: the coverup. not the crime.

Kaep is definitely better than the scores of mediocre backups and Brian Hoyers of the world, but this really speaks more to the lack of usable QB talent in the NFL today. I’m a Niner’s fan and I watched closely as Kaep’s yips went from, “Maybe he just needs a better O-line/offensive scheme” to “this guy’s lost his

I’m a straight white man and like most other straight white men I’ve never had to EXPLAIN myself to anyone. Whether I do stupid things or smart things, mean things or nice things, legal or illegal things, my right to be me has never been a topic of discussion. There’s nowhere I don’t belong. When you look up

I dunno. Give it a chance. If its done correctly and tastefully then perhaps it can dispel many of the romantic, idyllic perceptions that many actual Americans have about the Confederacy and what it was really about.

People who live outside urban/suburban areas almost all have a truck. This is because people in rural areas need to haul stuff and utilize a four wheel drive car with higher suspension more often than city dwellers. Broadly speaking, rural areas are more likely to be racially isolated and folks who live therein don’t

I don’t think advertisers are overtly sexist/racist/bigoted/etc, I think they cynically want to market their product to make as much money as possible. I think the advertising hive-mind is a repugnant place. Marketing cleaning products as a woman’s product is bad but not much worse than cologne ads that suggest

I’m liking the guests on the deadcast!

The scene in Born Free when the lion reunites with it’s former caretaker after struggling in the wild.

I was in a fraternity at a very “un-elite” university and I think it was a tremendous experience. I made more friends then I would have otherwise, I did more charity work than I would have done on my own, and the house provided a more affordable living option. However, I do see how people from outside of Greek-life

While I do, totally, agree that stealthing is really messed up, I’m very skeptical that someone could ever be convicted of violating this proposed law. The suspect will always be able to claim that he/she said something different, didn’t know the condom fell off. I’m really yearning for some fresh ideas on how promote

A hot dog is technically a sandwich but any participant in human society understands that it’s spiritually it’s own thing. However, if we go on defining a sandwich as some food served between two pieces of bread, then an open faced sandwich is a contradiction. Now it gets interesting when you’re talking about sausage