That is a false meme.

If only it was that simple....

So, we can’t show support at all? I am so confused.. isn’t men’s silence on this issue part of the problem? Yet you’re essentially saying we should shut up?

My exasperation with Billy’s soccer posts is largely affectionate at this point, but holy shit, look how many times this dude has written about Gerard fucking Deulofeu.

Billy’s oeuvre consists of three players that he noticed were good on FIFA 2015, trashing MLS, weirdly naive Arsenal takes, and if we’re lucky, rehashing whatever Who Ate All the Pies posted a couple hours earlier.

I am really dissapointed. Usually you are one of the FEW writers on GMG who seems to actually check their article before posting it...

Old-school Deadspin would have seen yesterday’s game and the takeaway would have been Troy Deeney flipping a massive double-bird to the entire Chelsea section of the crowd after his goal. New-school Deadspin just has Billy Haisley and his utter refusal to stop scraping the bottom of the barrel to conjure up individual…

2030 Haisley article: Gerard Deulofeu Signals Messi-like Potential, Scores His First Goal for Chicago Fire

If they ever put together the total number of words written about Gerard fucking Deulofeu and make a book out of it, it would be 98% Billy and 2% wire hits on where he’s been loaned to this year.

I wish I could recall the actual stats but I remember reading somewhere that before Europeans “discovered” the Americas, the total population of North and South America may have been close to 100 million...

God really couldn’t have been any more clear with his message:

Alright, can anyone summarize the political ad for those of us at work and can’t watch videos?

“In fact, most of the ads I thought were more humorous. Last year they were a little bit more political,” he said.

To do what, die?

“Ivanka Trump, store credit at Tory Burch personified,”

I’m going to give Ivanka the benefit of the doubt here and assume her racial awareness software hasn’t been upgraded for at least a decade.

Because half their slimy asses are complicit in it.

From the get go the memo starts off with unconfirmed data. I mean, who considers Devin Nunes to be ‘honorable’?

Wait, wait, you think rapid changes in the valuation of your personal home are a good thing and you live in SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA? I hope to god you have no dependents so nobody has to grow up with the memory of what’s going to happen to you after the market corrects in the next year or two...