"Do you know how hard it is to find a safe place to do a meaty burnout in New York City?"

@Gimmi Mørgäikkönën: That would be the early 90's style with the exhaust exits under the car, and not the 2010 version with the exhaust flowing over the suspension, right?

@Baby Beater Benz: "I wish some people would boycott air."

@Scandinavian Flick: SUNDAY! SUNDAY! SUNDAY!

How can something be more aerodynamic than "ultimate aero"?

Don't quote me on this, but I seem to remember reading something to the effect that ants can see humans, but do not fear us because we are so much larger than them that they are incapable of comprehending our existance.

@Jagvar: What if it's got a charging station for electric vehicles?

Manly? Maybe.

Is rocket surgery harder than rocket science and brain surgery combined?

Did these colors orange peel?

@Baby Beater Benz: 'Slike "handling" 'n' "fuel efficiency."

@Tossed Mazda3hatch's Chicken Salad all over Accord's face with a plate of croutons and Bleu Cheese dressing: You have a Sony Clié that still works?

@Relyks954: Chemical in the tires.

They need to bolt some of these on.

@stoke™: This is probably closer to the market for the LRX than anything on your list.

Evoque?

@MushyHeirloom: Not at the moment. 72 horsepower isn't enough to really light up a brand new $450 set of tires, and even if it was, they're new tires!

@HiramJahoovafat: He kinda did one.