@Death By Cornbread: The invited drivers were announced last week.

@kake81: Yeah, that should really be "sit in front of the TV and the computer and watch other people drive fast."

I'm going to sit in front of the TV and watch other people drive fast.

Instead of adding sounds, add music. After all, rock and roll ain't noise pollution.

@KeyserSöze: Bah! The number I saw was 16 gallons per run, which is nowhere near a mile.

@KeyserSöze: This post has been redacted for containing misinformation.

@Enorym: No, NASCAR racers really do get 4-5 MPG...

This one should be good for 4.85 MPG.

@Jim-Bob- 348k miles and counting: I think they could've gotten 50+ MPG just by rolling that window all the way up.

@499wishes: If you leave the seat up?

@grahamillion: Would you say no to him?

@cobrajoe: They also usually can't get the rights to the original music.

@RäcinG73™: The BMW Grand-Am program seems to be supported more by Steve Dinan than the factory

@KAPTAIN_SLOW: If you look a few posts down, you can see that the engine bay looks just fine. Those vents must work really well.

@doug-g: That's what threw me. I'm not young enough to remember Chrysler as an American luxury brand either.

Which brand is pitched by horrific Canadian singers?

@Baby Beater Benz: One at each wheel. Symmetrical all-wheel-drive!

Well done!