Volunteer. Call your mom. Get enough sleep. Don’t run terrible candidates for president. Make a difference. Hug your kids. Stop supporting the NFL.

As long as the sex pest they hire for the Denton role keeps making liars of us all, I’ll be happy.

Alley Oop!

More than the social commentary, more than the introspection on individuality, more than McGoohan’s 5 turns as a Columbo villain, what I will always remember about the prisoner is its insane fans. A bunch of fucking lunatics sending McGoohan into hiding over the ending is just so perfectly prescient for today’s…

MJ would go back and forth with Jeff Hornacek, you think he’s guarding Steph?

I think this is pretty fucking weak.

I’m curious why you made Jorge act as himself in a greensuit, then composited an image of himself over himself, but that’s past my paygrade.

Awww, that was cute.  Good job you guys.

It’s an honor just to be not nominated

Is that Prince Fielder? The guy with two inside the park fat guy home runs?

Companies (at least the ones I’ve looked into) back damn near every horse in the race.

“He LITERALLY tackled Jeff Heath......”

Truly exceptional work.

Went to delete this, since in the end it’s just being shitty to someone who does their best.  But I can’t.
Thanks Kinja!

I hope his last days were peaceful. 

Your response is not to volunteer, not to protest, not to vote, not to love, but to whine nasally on a podcast while intermittently giggling about the absurdity of Trump.

I know we joke around a lot about Flacco, but seriously, was Carmelo elite?

Just as hunger is the best seasoning, the best drink is the one taken after a tremendous accomplishment.

I’d like to thank everyone that wrote the school, and double thank everyone that called/emailed UnderArmour.

You saw the $69 Million contract thing, right?