I actually have that fantasy from time to time. Then again I’m a 40-something transgender woman who’s just starting to transition, so maybe I’m not exactly part of the same demographic.

I used to believe that all men had that fantasy. Then I figured out that I was trans and had no idea how cismen thought.

I yelled at the tv DON’T YOU DARE KILL TORMUND BECAUSE BRIENNE

Lot’s of yelling at the TV last night...at this and yelling that Rikon needs to sun in a zig-zag pattern. Neither, unsurprisingly, worked.

i yelled “JON, YOU LITERALLY KNOW NOTHING, THAT IS THE WHOLE THING” and my neighbor yelled “OMG NO SPOILERS” and then i laughed a lot and it kinda ruined the seriousness of the episode but it was amazing

I wonder if maybe the campaign thought “press secretary” meant like the 1950s version of a secretary? She’ll take the notes at our meetings and make coffee and stuff?

Me too! I just kept shouting, “Dammit, Jon! You literally had a WHOLE CONVERSATION about this last night with Sansa! And you mocked her for giving you such ‘obvious’ advice, and now you’re NOT FOLLOWING IT.”

And yet she’s the one everyone’s bitching out.

Yes, electronics (motors, servos, control, etc) are just as reliable as a fucking lever.

Electronic parking brakes are on my “no fly” list.

Nice try, Drew. Still not gonna listen to one of these.

Same! I had no idea, I just instinctively look away when people start to go.

did you ... seriously think they’d kill arya off?

In the books he escaped the castle and became an outlaw so I’m thinking BWB too.

I’m hoping the “rumour” that Qyburns little birds have found is a flaw in the High Sparrow, and not one he can hand-wave with a waffle about how penitent he is. (Mind you I also hoped that Arya acting weird last week would have a payoff this week sooo...)

STOP TEASING US WITH LADY STONEHEART. EITHER GIVE HER TO US OR DON’T. I CAN’T HANDLE THIS.

Yes, Paige totally dresses like I did! And as 80s teens, my husband was totally identifying with Matt, and I with Paige. (I guess we should have finished out the night making out.)

Wow. I’m a trained chef and i’ve seen this sort of excuse making for physically and verbally abusive chefs in my industry for years- “sure he threw knives at us, but I created my best dishes under that chef!” Fuck that. That sort of endorsement has allowed abusuve behavior to not only persist but fucking flourish in…

Perfectly formatting your signature to fit your personality is hands down the best way to waste time while taking notes in high school.

Did they use Donald Trump as a hand model for the new cover?

I ate all these people