Someone mentioned another story where Robbie had her (real) 18th birthday on the set of The Neighbours, so she may not have gone to a regular school if she was already a regular on a soap by then. That said, there is absolutely a dated Australian news story talking about her celebrating her 18th birthday, and 23rd, so…

Funny, when I read about her being 25 my initial reaction wasn’t “but she doesn’t look it” it was “GODDAMNIT SHE’S DONE SO MUCH MORE THAN ME IN THE SAME SPAN OF TIIIIME”

I do not want her to be my peer. I want her to be my GOALZ.

You had to figure something was up when Leonardo DiCaprio didn’t date her.

Stana’s handwriting is awesome.

counterpoint: I enjoy writing equations on whiteboard-painted walls with dry erase markers.

SINGLE PAYER MOTHERFUCKERS! Revolution. KILL the GOP! They’re half dead anyway.

His eyes are blue contacts and he surgically altered his nose. He doesn't naturally look like Sinatra.

Not always, sometimes its specific to a particular child (some parents will abuse one of their children and not others). There is absolutely no doubt that he was intensely and inappropriately obsessed with Dylan regardless of whether the abuse happened, as he was in therapy for it, so it could have been specific to…

The idea that such an intense level of protection is in place so that this movie can continue to be made every five years is such a joke.

I mean we were already a little embarrassed, like DUDE I DON’T NEED IT FROM YOU TOO. JUST HELP ME FIND IT. I WANT TO JAM TO HUEEEEY.

At least that would be a party worth attending. Booze, hugging, crying, and at least one relative who can't wrap their head around the whole thing. It would be so much more entertaining than waiting for a stupid cake to be cut.

Gender reveals just seem like a performance to see how much of your bullshit your friends will put up with for you. My brother and his wife had their obstetrician put the gender in a sealed envelope so they could give it to a friend who took it to a bakery and had a cake made so they could find out at a party with all…

Clearly he was just politely chatting with each of them but they couldn’t understand anything he said.

I’m amazed that Ozzy Osbourne is still breathing on his own, how the hell is he cheating on Sharuunnnn with ‘several’ women?!

I thought this too. There is no way she could have enjoyed herself. Lame.

Well, I went over and watched the video... it was a realistic 20 seconds of pumping where he clearly had a good time, but I’m not so sure about her. His bum was toned, but as pale as expected. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

The beautiful irony for assholes who claim we must“separate the artist from the art” when it comes to Woody Allen is that... you’re still left with a whole lot of ‘art’ in which an old man likes to fuck very young girls.

Somewhere our old pal Adultosaur is sitting in a chair turning a light on....and off....on.....and off....on while muttering “jenny <click> slate <click>....”

i dont know if working with woody is really upping your chances these days with the academy. they seem less and less likely to award him every year despite the same critics shitting themselves to praise and old yanker chasing a much younger girl.