Woo! Mentally ill and poor? ME TOO! High fives all around.

I think love, in their case, has been in and out of it and struggling to formulate a cogent sentence while fumbling for words and stammering aimlessly for quite a long time, actually.

The date’s disapproving mother works for the newspaper, is my guess.

It’s worked—the number of DWI crashes has dropped since Uber entered the Austin market, according to Politifact. While it’s true that updated DWI crash figures released by the Austin Police Department Thursday show less of a drop than the Ridesharing Works for Austin PAC claims, per the Austin American-Statesman, a…

I always knew god hated socialists.

He looks like his name should be Chad. I'm just going to call him Chad. Fuck you, Chad.

Mark!!!

I expected it to last longer and be more substantial

Hi Dan—

No one can

“play an unmistakable and growing role in student life, in many cases enacting forms of privilege and exclusion at odds with our deepest values.”

I was gonna make a cheap, “maybe he just sprayed some in his eyes” joke but then I kept scrolling and scrolling and this is apparently an actual adult conversation so...

Nicholas Hoult is a treasure. That's all, carry on.

Normally I roll my eyes at the idealization of European politics, but if Nicolas Sarkozy can marry Carla Bruni I think we can manage melania trump. And yeah, my brand of feminism applies to all women, even if I don’t particularly like them. It has worked out great so far.

Damn you for making me watch all 16 excruciating minutes of this video to make sure that was not an actual thing that happened.

This is literally all I want to talk about right now. A naturopath is definitely a person and not a disease, right? Does this mean her naturopath was trying to murder her???

Yeah whatever Tim.

“You got the photo? We done? Good. Now get this bowl of beaner glop outta here and bring me my steak.”

My 60-year-old white dad hasn’t voted Republican since Reagan (and he admits that was a mistake), and is voting Clinton for sure this November. Everything I read about white Boomers (politically) make me so glad to have the parents I do.

I think they were referencing her originally becoming famous in 12 years a slave?