BB8 is not female because females in showbiz are generally not allowed to be round.

I was with you until this line:

For the average person splitting with a friend, a public takedown of this sort would be seen as classless and petty. For someone who claims to be devoted to “spirituality” and “mental positivity” doing it to a person with deep mental health struggles, it is self righteous and cruel.

Yep. The fact that she could write that and not realize how glaringly self-centered it sounds amazes me. Talk about throwing people under the bus. My god.

I can’t remember the last time I read such a holier-than-thou post.

Hate to break it to you, but you’re both shitty friends. This article is nothing more than revenge trying to disguise itself as a ‘thoughtful meditation’ on the end of the friendship. As you said, there’s a part of you (I’d suspect a large part) that is upset that you were the dumpee. So you took to the internet to…

I’m still trying to work out what she “learned”, maybe “Namaste, Cuntface - The Day I Was Dumped By My Spiritual Friend” would have been a more appropriate title.

Yeah I couldn’t BELIEVE she published the text (but was also kinda relieved because I’m a bad person and wanted to know what it said). It seems the author is perfectly fine airing other people’s personal insecurities and histories and stories. Even if her husband said that is was ok, did he ok the backstory behind it…

That’s why I prefer Arizona over Georgia. It’s the dry hate.

Ironic when you consider that the Falcons new stadium is basically a giant anus that looks like it’s ready for a nice big penis when the roof “opens”.

Deep down, us Texas fans are relieved Texas A&M wont skull fuck us on national tv Sunday.

When you’re sitting on a fast attack sub, the earth is the one at fault

Well, none of us have, so how could he?

The steak thing is just unforgivable.

If non-BCC’d group party emails doesn’t win it all, there is no justice in this world.

I didn’t think I cold love Obama anymore than I did. God, I was wrong. And for whatever troll comes in here talking about cloth diapers, cleaning those gets expensive too. Money for the Laundromat, getting to the Laundromat, etc. ..

I’m also stuck on that point...because I do not believe Blake Shelton has never gone on a mailbox. He probably isn’t an alcoholic and maybe it hasn’t been as recent as this story reports but that is a man who has, at one point, gone on a mailbox.

Seriously. It’s pretty transparent in this instance.

My least favorite thing about Deadspin right now is the tease of a new Drew article only to see it’s an ad for a podcast I’ll never check out.