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It’s them!

I was never taught to put it on my genitals, but I did use it, like chalk powder, on the skin of my upper thighs to minimize chafing as a high school athlete. Putting *anything* directly on your genitals is stupid though, even soap. The only thing you should be washing the mucosal surface of your vulva with is water!!

Same thing happened to me in my mid-forties and I didn’t even get to marry Amber Heard.

Every time I hear more of these grim statistics, I become more convinced that culture change (rather than legal battles) is the best way to preserve our access to reproductive care. Coming out was unthinkable until people started coming out. Those of us who have had abortions must begin to talk more, more openly, and

Instead of going on and on about how the people against this dress code suck, can we instead turn this into a hot guys in kilts thread because hot guys in kilts, right?

“To encourage a guy to wear a dress would just be setting him up for bullying. I don’t get it...”

oh now... Hollywood movie execs would love a sudden herd of 13 year old boys driven by thirsty stage parents

Also that’s a single page flyer sent to a P.O. Box*. Single page flyers aren’t exactly Moby Dick. One could read all of its content from the box to the trash can. Maybe perhaps nod “fuck yeah Sanders!” even if you then toss it! Weak criticism here!

Casey Affleck, esteemed director of Joaquin Phoenix’s aspiring rap career documentary “I’m Still Here” doesn’t have a sense of humor? Well, I’ll be.

This is true - I just commented above about it, but when my mom was sexually harassed at work in the ‘50s, you just shut up or you would have lost your job. It takes a lot to break out of the mindset of fear, and it’s even harder to believe things might actually be changing enough that you could take action without

I get your point and everything but to say that Meryl Streep was playing “a mother” in The Iron Lady seems about as fair as saying Brando won for The Godfather playing a Legitimate Businessman.

I love that little anecdote so much.

Sanders is not a third-party candidate taking votes from the Democratic ticket, no.

I’m a sex worker. Go fuck yourself.

.....so awesome if Jay Cavallari had an affair with Lea Michele...

Best Actor: Hickey grumbles, “Ugh, Leo.” At this point I’m not sure whether we’ll laugh harder over a DiCaprio win or—far less likely—a loss.

I wonder if Amber would fuck a goat for Johnny.

God it is so weird to watch this. Working at a respected art museum with no where near the available funds...I’m extremely interested in what the cost/benefit works out as for the museum, and whether or not they’re then obligated to spend the proceeds exclusively on the Costume Institute and their exhibitions. Somehow

AB, these political eulogies are fan-fucking-tastic.

Trials by Twitter? At this time I’d like to promote my newly-founded Twitter Appellate Judge Institute, where the average schmuck can arbitrate and overrule hastily arrived-at decisions by gaggles of underemployed and procrastinating morons.