A Christmas Story sucks. Sorry, not trolling, it’s just the truth.

Sounds like she was the type of person to go to the ER several times, claiming she had pain and the staff never found anything. Crying wolf as a hypochondriac

“because people here definitely have a tendency to twist words and interpret their meaning in the least charitable way possible.”

Scott Thompson is my favorite Kid in the Hall!

Oh god, the autoplay! All three at once? I thought we were friends?!

oh no Julianne, you’ve just made me realize I’m too old because I don’t know what that is and I don’t know if this is you sharing a simple fact or if it’s a joke, excuse me while I go play bridge and rub some bengay into my joints

One of the best celebrity interviews I ever read was about J.Lo in “Movieline” (late ‘90s) It was a work of snark art. But by the next issue the entire format of the magazine had changed. Some of these fawn fan pieces are really cringe-worthy. This article does a great job at documenting the phenomenon. (and Jez…

Actually, in this scenario barratry is referring to the unlawful solicitation, by yourself or by others at your instigation, of potential clients either in-person or via the telephone (think ambulance chasing). The litigation need not be frivolous or groundless — indeed, you can commit barratry even if the potential…

I never heard of it either and I graduated from law school in 1991. At first I thought it was a horrible typo that should have been “battery” but then I looked it up.

“Barratry” is the offense of instigating or encouraging groundless litigation. Two observations: First, I never heard the term in three years of law school; second, the attorneys she worked for must have flagrantly abused the system to get busted for Barratry. Then again, if their solution to being charged was to hire…

I saw a preview screening. Yeah, they do.

Unfortunately, sexism and bro-ism is everywhere. We had it at Occupy too.

The U.S. healthcare system

George’s brain was very busy trying to calculate just how many feet that guy had - and how many time he’d have to duck.

Gonna look weird when they both pretend to fall at the same time.

Perhaps I am bias, but it isn’t as if the entire Internet is going to be off limits, so I don’t see a problem with this. And it’s use wouldn’t be criminalized. If they were going to throw teenagers into juvie for having an Instagram account, obviously anyone with sense would be against this.

I'm such an advocate of not forcing kids to hug/kiss someone if they don't want to. My mom would always try to make my niece (she's 3 now) hug me and has stopped only because she got tired of my lectures about bodily autonomy. Haha. Dude, she's 3 and I see her maybe every 5-6 months since we live 900 miles apart. It's…

I think the “waiting until we get to an area where I feel safe” thing only applies when being pulled over by an unmarked car, and I think you’d run out of good will way before the twenty minute mark.

The entire time I’m thinking, yeah, if he got rid of his beard and the Santa shit. Lo and behold, that was a voting option. Ha, ha. God I love Jezebel.

Tomato troll and you put him in the black. :-/