I’m guessing that you are young and have no memory of the first Clinton Administration. It was bad. These people suck. You will waste a lot of energy defending horribly compromised people who believe in nothing more than their own righteousness (spoiler: their instincts are horrible and always defer to the powerful).

I’m just excited someone got the reference. I thought it was shut down, but I see they reopened? Everyone treated their sexual consent policy like the biggest joke in the world, but it’s the sort of thing that would only come out of an environment where people are slutty and just trying to not be assholes about it.…

Shhhhh nobody cares what you think

Yeah, it was a completely brave move to finally swallow Hillary Clinton as our presidential candidate, 25 years after she telegraphed interest in the job. The lady who sucked so hard at campaigning she blew a dominant advantage and lost to a fucking black guy. In the United White Supremacist States of America. (I…

{heavy sigh}

Yeah, I’m not going to pretend that I or my friends were model citizens in college. We all did fucked up and highly illegal shit. And it’s not like we were perfect Antioch College communicators/gatherers of sexual consent. There was obnoxious shit there, too, but my experience of that makes me even more “oh, no,…

Thank you! I’ve had horrible luck with Africa cams, I’m obviously on the wrong sleep/sober schedule for them.

I can handle a lot of ugliness in the world, but the idea that one of the Obama girls would ever agree to be on the Bachelorette is unfathomable.

I’d like to take this moment to brag that the most destructive alcohol-inspired thing done by my heavy drinking circle of friends in college was the time two guys wandered into the SAE house after a football game and stole the house composite photo.

I think the Clinton vs. Obama contest in 08 proved that superdelegates aren’t likely to act contrary to the clear preference of voters, so I really don’t worry about the system. But I do feel the need to point out that the people in charge of the Democratic Party tend to be craven fools and they’d be far more likely…

Bird cam recommendations, please!

No, the only “proof” that I think I’m better than people who wear makeup is you projecting your own attitude and insecurities onto my statements. And the part where you assume, and explicate in glorious detail, that a woman who doesn’t wear makeup (that’s me!) is judging herself superior to you is the proof that you…

Your attitude about women who do wear makeup is abundantly clear, and it’s smug and condescending - you think you’re better than us.

I tend to be skeptical of people in hot button emotional situations whether it’s DV, custody, divorce or estate issues.

Why don’t you try responding to something I actually said?

True. But he does have lovely ankles.

Ellie tried to protect you by using the photo of him awkwardly kissing his girlfriend, hoping you wouldn’t notice the capri tuxedo pants. But I am not so kind. I needed others to join me in wondering — what in the ever loving fuck is that?

The Rio Olympics are shaping up to be a biblical demonstration of the folly of humanity.

We need answers! The Daily Mail article I took that pic from credited the designers of every other outfit they showed, but Ansel only got a description. Capri tuxedo! Sheer socks!

Ansel deserves more attention.