Can you explain to me the appeal of dealing in mastodon stuff?

I thought we did this a long time ago. :(

I was careful to use the past tense because I’m so thoroughly unfamiliar with contemporary straight porn offerings (other than James Deen, who I always thought was gross and I figured if he was what passes for hot in straight porn I did not need to investigate further) it wouldn’t be fair for me to judge.

Gay-for-pay is basically a jobs program for Kinsey 1 guys with minimal appreciation for long term consequences. So, Latino gangbangers are probably a relatively rich recruiting ground.

I gave up on straight porn 20 years ago, the guys were gross, the women looked ridiculous (the nails, yes, the nails, the first time I saw “girl on girl” action I winced) and the whole thing had an upleasant and not remotely sexy vibe. Your basic vanilla gay porn is about the most wholesome porn around, just men with…

I think we’re talking about the same thing re: conversion, I’m just not explaining myself well.

Well, a lot of porn is dull and lackluster. I think it’s harder work than most people give the performers credit for.

Perusing the home page, I’m already “ugh. enough with the fucking hats.”

I think it’s possible for guys who don’t engage in same sex relations outside of porn to do good work in gay porn, but I agree that the porn that’s specifically marketed as “straight guys only doing it for the money” tends to be terrible.

Come on now, it’s not like I posted a gif of Brandon bottoming. Besides, it’s for your own good. I get a strong “gay panic defense” vibe off this Meeks guy.

That’s just, you don’t know, a common coping mechanism when observing horrible events. And it’s not “at least I admit it’s perverse,” the word “perverse” is carrying a lot of weight in that short sentence. I guess it’s good that at least you admitted the word “perverse” is there and didn’t completely ignore it in your…

Oh honey. As much as I applaud casting attractive men in gay porn in your imagination, I think if this kid were inclined to hustle he would’ve figured it out on his own a long time ago and would not be married to a nurse and living in Stockton.

Thank you for picking the interpretation that assumes I’m an idiot.

It was sort of an ugly process to begin with, that sense of — well that’s just horrible but at least it’s not another example of frustrated male takes his anger out on women — and then it’s not even true so I’ve got the grimey feeling and none of the comfort.

You misunderstand.

There’s so much wrong in you on this subject. Go back to the beginning.

There goes my perverse sense of relief that at least this guy wasn’t targeting women.

Lol. Kathryn Bigelow is way the fuck over-qualified as an action director to lower herself to a Bond film.

It perfectly complements the headline.

No. You are also not the only one who missed the implications of the gif at the top of this post.