Having worked more than a few fancy wedding receptions, I don’t think the “lentil brides” description is fair. The more overwrought the ceremony/reception, the less likely the bride seems to enjoy herself at the event. So, yeah, from the guests’ perspective it’s all basically the same — get dressed up, eat, get drunk…

Thank you. That’s incredibly kind of you, but I don’t have a smartphone and there is no “Download app for Toshiba laptop” option.

Librarians are badass. If there were some magical way to transfer the respect and goodwill that people have for medical doctors to librarians instead, the world would be a better place.

Sorry, no. The only time that would be an appropriate dress to deliver the weather forecast in is New Year’s Eve. The way the situation was handled was far more inappropriate than the dress itself. But, no, I’m not going to lend my feminist outrage to an argument which is basically “women should have greater freedom…

For real! Googling “snapchat jezebeldotcom” just returns a bunch of jezebel links. I go to Snapchat and there’s no obvious way to find a channel.

I need more detailed instructions, please.

I’m not even going to figure out what it is you are responding to before pulling this out of the greys just to tease you for your non-stop penis talk.

I love feeling left out of that dynamic. One of my oldest and dearest friends apologized for inviting me to her baby shower. (There is not a typo or missing word there, she actually apologized and said she’d understand if I didn’t want to go but that she’d love to have me there. I went, it was definitely the most…

Love the “Filed to.”

It’s just mean girl bullshit. Jolie never participated in the sort of girl bonding that Handler considers the apex of female friendship, therefore that means she thinks she’s better than us so we must constantly tear her down. Whenever Handler talks about Jolie, I feel like I’ve been thrown back to 1985 and I’m…

Looking at listings in Austin, the most generous thing I can assume is that everyone who lives in a nice house never moves, never lists, because there are so few of them.

lol NO NO NO

Are you sure it’s not them taking Red Dawn super personally? Like John Millius imagining a world in which the fucking commies rolled right through Texas on up into the Plains didn’t cause them to take extra defensive measures of making your entire wretched state un-navigable?

I refuse to believe that anything that happens in Irreversible justifies the existence of its brutal depiction of rape, but then I’ll never watch it to prove that to myself. I love the actors, read some reviews, then a more detailed synopsis and NOPED the fuck out.

They don’t live in THE WORLD, they live in ALABAMA.

It’s such an own goal, it should be featured on Deadspin.

I’m not going to read the NYT article (because fuck their trolling) to see if she’s mentioned, I just want to take a moment to say I have warm feelings for Donna Langley. I had no idea what she looked like, I just noticed throughout last year that Universal was making some relatively brave production decisions and…

I assume this is the article you’re referring to. I had to track it down because I couldn’t disagree more strenuously. In the writer’s defense, she’s writing before the final episode of Outlander s1, featuring far more extensive visuals of Jamie’s rape, aired. A fact I had to double check because I could not believe…

“Not being able to have babies” should be taken out back and shot in the head after season 2 of True Detective.