You’re good. I actually laughed and thought if my comment was the most assholey thing you’ve ever read then you’ve live a charmed life.

Re: luxury items, ask me how transgressive I feel when I purchase that big bottle of white vinegar knowing damn well I’m going to use it as cleaning material, not for cooking!

I think I’m having an extra testy response to it because I’m about to get kicked off food stamps (only poor people who work 80 hours a month deserve help buying groceries) so somebody bragging about their empty refrigerator as a sign of privilege is really rubbing me the wrong way.

I regret reading that. I mean, I’m easily the least productive person I know but I also have the decency to be mentally ill and poor. You can’t toast your own fucking bagel?

The continuing playoff survival of the Blues is compromising my enjoyment of this series.

I’m trying to image a better way of selecting a crew of reliable badasses than picking black women who graduated from service academies.

I was quietly laughing at your husband until I remembered that one year my dad actually got me Mother’s Day cards from my cats.

I thought he might mean that, but the “crush” part made me wonder if he was talking about dry humping?

I’m not sure I understand what is being described here:

President Obama himself has made numerous comments about how unfair it is that Michelle doesn’t get paid for all her work as First Lady. The fact that they both understood that this sexist bullshit was part of the price of admission for being president doesn’t make it right or fair.

I’m sorry you can’t get your head around how fucked up it is to take a highly accomplished, intelligent badass like Michelle Obama and basically force her into a full time, eight year, unpaid internship.

Extracting all that free labor from Michelle Obama was not treating her with honor and dignity in return. It’s sexist.

I think there was only one person who didn’t know about Colton, the person whose “secret gay past” comment he responded to back in January. I have seen no other evidence of people who were aware of Colton Haynes existence and did not know he was gay. It’s just the media game where publications won’t explicitly label…

He pulls off the front pleat much better than Spacey.

In the case of labeling sexuality, “believe” does a good job of capturing the juvenile nature of the assertion, which is essentially putting hands over ears and repeatedly yelling “I CANT HEAR YOU.”

How about because “First Lady” is a totally sexist position and it’s obnoxious for the American people to have demands of political spouses as if they were civil servants when they’re not even getting paid.

Your taste buds hate you.

Lily had her bluetooth on when the naturopath attacked. Frelee told her to run out the front door, not up the stairs.

Corona is shit. The only thing dumber than drinking Corona is paying more for Corona when some other, inevitably better, beer is available.

“Frelee is the reason that I survived my naturopath,”