Jesuits are the last people to let in girls. And they usually only do so because it’s necessary to keep the doors open. I just did a quick review of the list of Jesuit high schools and only Gonzaga (WA) and Loyola (IL) are co-ed, of the ones that were originally attached to universities. Marquette, BC, Fordham,…

St. Paul’s is an Episcopal school. Catholics don’t operate elite boarding schools in the NE, those are generally Protestant (Episcopal/Lutheran/Unitarian). I’m not sure Catholics operate elite boarding schools anywhere in the US. The most elite Catholic schools tend to be single-sex day schools run by specific…

This is kinda tacky. Like, maybe you should spend some time reflecting on why you felt the need to run “maybe he’s an asshole because of that time he was coerced into performing sexual favors in order to get work” up the flagpole.

You’ve displayed minimal comprehension the entire exchange. I’m personally very excited to see you at least understand that you don’t understand. This is a growth moment for you!

I feel that “dumbass” does the job much more clearly and succinctly.

Yes, dumbass. I very intentionally left out hedging language to signal exactly that.

Wait, that isn’t Roz Chast cover art?

The child-diddlers’ defense is “they were independent contractors,” which is an entirely separate but equally cheeky argument.

If Blac Chyna and Rob Kardashian make a sex tape, I will kick the ass of anyone who releases it.

No. Because in casual conversation leaving out hedging language is a way of signalling that you are ready to throw down.

Worthen is full of shit. If she took better account of her own narrow perspective and how much of her conclusions are based on her feelings, then she might be able to make a decent point.

I think the point of showing us M without her glamour is that the Red Priest rite to resurrect draws from the life force of the priest and that M is gonna have to give it all up to resurrect Jon Snow (who is, of course, no fucking way dead to this narrative).

Pretty sure Larry is too busy waiting for someone to notice that he is Becky with the good hair to care about Chiefs’ draft picks.

Jonathan Franzen cries out “JUSTICE!”

Meh. Schwyzer is a predator, that’s not something you really grow into. And he was always grooming, I really don’t get that vibe off of McGorry.

The fact that I know off the top of my head the conception setting details for me and my siblings makes me want to send this list to my mom and tell her to pick 5.

So it’s like curling for the Summer Olympics.

Are you sure you’re having sex? It looks like she’s telling you to remove your clothes very slowly and let her have a gander.