Yeah, that wasn’t an invitation, it was most likely about cutting off an avenue to appeal. Judges are extremely hesitant to dismiss a case for failure to state a claim (and almost never dismiss a civil claim with prejudice, which is what you’d have to do to deprive him of the right to refile). If you get kicked out of…

I wouldn’t put money on her being a “big, big star.” I’d love to live in that world, but I don’t think I do. But she’s super fucking talented and so incredibly endearing (I was morally compelled to start watching her show after the Golden Globes acceptance speech), it seems safe to say she will be steadily employed…

Not a big fan or hater of Schumer, she’s made me laugh more than a few times. But Rachel Bloom is FUCKING AMAZING and it would not have occurred to me to compare the two. Like, it’s not fair to Amy at all.

Naw, man. Transparency is key when dealing with character and fitness review. A lady who has the foresight to commit her felonies on camera, hell, she’s just self-reporting and everybody knows they go easy on you when you self-report.

Well, I mean, if we disqualified all the present and past substance abusers, you’d have a legal system run entirely by Mormons. No one wants that.

FFS, what does this guy’s lawyer have to do to get sanctioned? Explaining your already rejected frivolous arguments in greater (FUCKING HYPOTHETICAL) detail is not how a member of the bar should respond to having the complaint they drafted dismissed for FAILURE TO STATE A DAMN CLAIM.

Sometimes, when wiping, my pinky nail will cut through the toilet paper and pick up some shit. #NotAllAdults

Me and Chrissy will be over here wondering WTF is wrong with the rest of you

Just when I was almost ready to put the misuse of shade incident behind us, you do this — coerce me into watching a Buzzfeed video.

I assume Bobby Finger was already scheduled to have the day off in order to focus on celebrating Ripa’s 20th wedding anniversary.

That is so fucking funny.

Exactly. It’s like watching someone in a horror movie run up the stairs when the front door is RIGHT THERE.

I haven’t even tried to get them, but I can sign off on this:

I agree to the extent that I felt bad for Knightley, she deserves more to do as an actress, but I don’t think her character was a terrible plot point who was behaving stupidly. It was a solid thriller with some decent action scenes and vaguely interesting tradecraft. And it was about ten times better than Ben…

Shadow Recruit was a good movie. I think I’d place more faith in Hollywood churning out a decent sequel than in Hollywood’s ability to produce a script worthy of the awesomeness that would be Angelina vs. Charlize.

Thank you for calling my attention to this. The next time I face some challenge, I’m going to bolster myself by saying: believe in yourself like Caity believed in Optimum!

I’m curious to see if anyone actually tries to argue that after reading this article. I mean, reading this doesn’t make me stop believing in God or want to trash all organized religion but even I had a hard time fighting off the “what the fuck were you expecting from a Mormon institution?” form of victim blaming.

That really is the most generous interpretation at this point. For someone who tries so hard to be “gay in his art” he still comes across as straight guy overly impressed with himself for not being grossed out by playing with gay things.

I don’t understand how kinja works. It would appear my reply was dismissed, but I’m happy you saw it first at least? It is a dope ass slogan. Wasn’t meant to be anti-Hillary as much as a reminder that we can do better when choosing our heroes.

Meh. Whatever gets you through the night.